i went to Canada on vacation and found out they they don't have electricity here. they do this thing called "hydro" instead where high pressure water shoots out of the sockets. i hate it here.
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mastodon 4.6.4type of witch who writes fiction, captures light on film, and weaves gay magic
maximum jank, minimum reward
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WSL stands for Worcestershire Sauce for Linux,
i'll be attending EMFcamp this year! hoping to see some of you there!
i'm going to be giving a talk on my linear scanning camera project (exact time tbd), which i think some of you may like
https://www.emfcamp.org/schedule/2026/74-using-the-railway-network-as-a-flatbed-scanner
the toki highball is the official cocktail of toki pona speakers because, like the language, it's toki (simple),,
if they ever do a game in Canada's largest city, it should be called the Toronto Train Competition.
San Francisco in February
🎞️: expired Fujicolor 800
inbox zero is not enough for me.
i am breaking into your email right now to delete your messages and get myself to ever more negative inbox numbers
if you're using a program to compare vehicles in wales' largest city, you're performing a Cardiff car diff,
piscataqua bridges
🎞️: Kodak Tri-X (expired in the '60s)
📷: Sinar Norma
sometimes you're in the northeast US, in a bit of pain, and feeling the need to make edits that make little sense to anyone who isn't those things
*sits bolt upright* Dorley with Canadian characteristics would be called "Dollarama"
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(sorry for spamming your timeline and thanks for boosting; the aforementioned five months of unemployment is getting to me)
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@ErinRose@chaos.social concept: magic wand so powerful that it has an arming pin with a remove before flight tag on it
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@ErinRose engineer lesbian, what is your wisdom?
what respirator is the best for being an intimidating and evil lesbian?
the reason why you constantly hear leaf blowers is that olde english common law carried over to north america allowed squatters to take lands that were not adequately raked,,
the letter з is called zed and the letter ж is called zhed
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@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net "i will kill you if you raise the price of the tilde service" -the founder of Kirkland Web Services
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@ErinRose@chaos.social .. i should be storing my magic wand in a locked pelican case for additional Equipment æsthetic,
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@kqct don't go asking about the tbl cinematic universe; you're in it.
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@scarlet@chaos.social as time goes on, i'm becoming less and less convinced The Vitamin exists for me 😔
(and if it does exist, my doctor isn't going to find it for me)
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@yottatsa@deadinsi.de ooh, I'll send off an application for that when I get a chance
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@recursive@hachyderm.io crazy, and honestly a bit terrifying
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@scarlet good grade in flying, something that every international woman of mystery wants to achieve,
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@ErinRose@chaos.social high power witch staff with a drone motor 😵💫
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@artemist going down to the зед shed
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@bwair sorry
there will likely be more pictures from there when i get the color film back
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@scarlet@chaos.social willkommen auf Thamesdorf
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@argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems Boston run, dunkin%