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@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp Even the cover is AI slop. Delicious.
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Been smoking these for a few months now but my asthma’s been getting worse. What fucking gives.
lmao people think a16z opened a Tokyo office to invest in local startups. No silly, they want to take institutional yennies and invest them in US startups, and to introduce US startups to Japanese enterprise customers.
Bennie meets with Takaichi, and an office is opened 3~ months later. What do you think the conversation was? "Ben please invest in local startups!!" of course not. Japan has never given a shit about local startups. Sanae-chan promised Ben-kun access to Japanese enterprises.
Holy crap! I had a spare 4TiB drive laying around.
Fuck all these big fucking SUVs that are everywhere suddenly. It’s not going to make your cock any bigger. 😭 Some of these fucking cars don’t even fit in the spaces anymore. How fucking stupid.
Wave goodbye to your privacy. Bye bye!
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260714/p2a/00m/0op/002000c
All these fucking LLMs and still companies use Electron to build their fucking apps. 
China is farming so much soft power these days holy shit. Doesn’t help that the US makes it very easy to look good these days.
Don’t forget tomorrow is MILF day. 🥰❤️ Be sure to thank all the milfies in your life for giving the gift of life and carrying out their duties selflessly and being hotties.
Guess what happens if you don’t pick up your cat from this hotel?
Should start putting my dick pics behind content warnings too maybe. 🥺
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@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp I happen to have two myself. The bottom one is made out of aluminum and weighs like 2 kilos lmao. Also please note the video gets erotic towards the end.
How the fuck is the Signal installer on MacOS over 250 fucking megabytes. How many fucking libraries do you need?
lmao of course the AP pop is being sold for 4x retail on Mercer the day of the launch. No one could've predicted this. If you're going to spend 20万円 on a watch that looks like an AP, get a Tissot PRX instead and use the rest of the money to get absolutely smashed.
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@slims@famichiki.jp I was raised on SVN and git was a breath of fresh air. I'm not sure if there's a way to express file version management with enough functionality to be useful, in a way that is is _so_ idiomatic that the majority of people will agree.
Anyone detected any neutrinos lately?
Waiting for Cloudflare to go offline because they AI'ed a little bit too hard.
https://www.reuters.com/business/world-at-work/cloudflare-cut-over-1100-jobs-2026-05-07/
I'm so sick and fucking tired of the fact that all that is being chased is infinite fucking profits whilst literally NOTHING is being made better.
Like, what has been FUCKING fixed PROPERLY thanks to LLMs or whatever the fuck. Nothing. More LOC. More Deployments. And NOTHING to show for it. Software is getting shittier. Our lives are becoming shittier. Everything is becoming shittier and SV Tech Bros are eating Peter Thiel's turds saying how delicious is shit is.
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@solsetur@famichiki.jp @sleepytako@famichiki.jp @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io Sunday is the day of the lord! Can’t be open on that day.
Carrefour UAE is asking me to drink more milk. OK! Gimme da cow juice.
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@danana_dread@tech.lgbt @arichtman@eigenmagic.net Me when I take a little bit too long at the urinal.
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@slims@famichiki.jp any changes in particular you'd make? Most of what I do with git is checkout, pull, push, and branch. I think everything else is overkill. Stashing? Whenever I use it I lose my shit. I think having multiple merging strategies is dumb too. Squashing commits enables the wrong behavior.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@pafurijaz/115991659475358114
My dumbass thought sudo was a posix or coreutils command. Turns out it's not.
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@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp Take a look at EpoMaker! Great value. They don’t use CherryMX keys which helps keep cost down, and they ship their keyboards with a key puller and replacement buttons which is awesome.