Me having written nothing of note in ten years: Yes im a writer
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Joined February 05, 2026
Oh to be a giant fucking bird the people fear
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Not feeling very bombshell apex predator today
THATS IT. IVE HAD IT. IM MAKINH A CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE
swear. to. fucking.. god.
youtube started slowing down the page when i started intentionally searching louis rossman and 404 media videos about anti-google shit.
"experiencing interruptions?" listen here you little shit.
fuck google. aaaalways fuck google.
Just released a big ol beauty of a wolf spider outdoors. Sadly it seems she grew up in this house for years but I just wasnt gonna be able to get any sleep knowing she was up there
Why does simply sitting at an outdoor patio with a lil drink feel so damn good?
i love the idea of moving to Chicago but i just know that these ideal conditions in the desert shade are unbeatable
do any other near-sighted folk experience that thing where you lay down in bed without your glasses only to notice a dark blur on the wall that wasnt there before. And it is in, in fact, a large spider
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I am just so incompatible with 95% of the population of the town i live in and im so fuckin tired.
all caught up on chores. it's time to dance with a beer in my living room listening to Kacey Musgrave's new album
ok im dressed for my event tonight! time to sit still for two hours!
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@adhdeanasl good on you. Cant imagine this was an easy thing to do but can never go wrong setting an example for someone else. It could cause a wave of good and we wouldn't know it
That scene in the movie The Thirteenth Year where the parents have a birthday party and the mom is like "okay everybody its time for tofu cake!! Mmmmm :-)"
Thats me
Okay craziest drink ive made so far has been four shots in a drip coffee WITH A TABLESPOON.
TABLESPOON.
of cayenne
for every 1 informative youtube video i watch 3 garbage ones
Aaaaand im job searching.
Guess i should consider a tech job!
And hopefully maybe i can find something in EU. In a perfect world one that offers a sponsorship but no biggie on that
lord help me there's moms everywhere (scary)
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@colinpurrington personally i have never found a health bar company that does not cut corners. I would not be surprised if choosing rancid nuts was an intentional decision
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@colinpurrington im no expert though. Hopefully you find a company that instills hope...
Why are so many magazines just payimg someone to see rich people's houses