Doktor Overcomma 
mastodon 4.7.3
I saw Vladimir Ilych Lenin in his glass coffin in Red Square in the mid 1990s. He looked a little waxy, a little sweaty, but on the whole quite impressive for having been dead for 70 years.
#Lenin, #ВладимирИльичЛенин #CultOfPersonality #travel #history #MitchMcConnell
"Bob" le Flambeur
#Bob
Now I wonder if @thomas_klopf@dobbs.town saw Klement Gottwald laid out like a sturgeon, because of my recent tooting about mummified cult figures. And whether the Reverend Glenworthy could have saved Whispering Glades by branching out into mummification.
#MitchMcConnell #CultOfPersonality #TheLovedOne
Her knuckle tattoos spelled out BAND SAW.
Oh good, scuba gear for cockroaches.
https://www.popsci.com/technology/cockroach-diving-suit/
#scuba #diving #GregorSamsa
Further evidence of the fall of civilization:
https://finance.yahoo.com/small-business/articles/arizona-state-launches-degree-becoming-180000860.html
#influencer #university #education
Hearing that there's a purge underway.
#purge
A new paper addresses The Urinal Problem: "A man walks into a men’s room and observes n empty urinals. Which urinal should he pick so as to maximize his chances of maintaining privacy, i.e., minimize the chance that someone will occupy a urinal beside him? In this paper, we attempt to answer this question under a variety of models for standard men’s room behavior." Applicability to women's commode stalls is also discussed.
https://people.scs.carleton.ca/~kranakis/Papers/urinal.pdf
#privacy #GameTheory
If the gift plane from Qatar has no bugs, other surveillance, or covert transmitters, I will be very disappointed.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-air-force-one-qatar-fake-books-b3007589.html
#Qatar #espionage #obviousness
RE: @h4ckernews@mastodon.social
Kind of surprising that the bug happened (I should NEVER be surprised that a bug appears) but good to see that it's fixed.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension - Watermelon