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Ben Ford :grinchsmile:

@binford2k@hachyderm.io
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Product, Founder, Community Leader, Developer Advocate; I get to build neat things -and- talk to people! 🤹‍♀️ I run marathons in those funny finger shoes.

Not a fan of that whole capitalism thing ☭

434 Followers
315 Following
50 Posts
Joined December 03, 2022
On the web:
https://binford2k.com
GitHub:
https://github.com/binford2k
Pronouns:
https://pronouns.org/he-him
Company:
https://overlookinfratech.com
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago
Misogyny was a close one. Was he just a douche, or a misogynistic douche? #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness #MonsterdonBingo
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago
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Close talking man should always be a square on the bingo cards. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@nakal@mastodon.social @evacide@hachyderm.io found the engineer
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 “I loved him too” past tense huh. Quick to get over things, must be the barbiturates.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago
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Why are you talking about current American politics? When people lose the ability to discern between fantasy and reality we get the GOP #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago
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Back in the day when you could hotwire a car with a screwdriver. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 I like how the spider is now bigger than a house
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 “now climb through the web” and tell the spider exactly where we are!
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 well that just happened.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

#MayDay #solidarity #eattherich

hachyderm.io

Hachyderm.io

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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 kill it with electricity! ⚡️
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 play me the song of your people. The undead spider people.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 oh no a bat, better shoot it
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@jeantranscene@mastodon.social @chu@climatejustice.social life is not free of politics. Life _is_ politics.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago
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TIL that Sam Niel passed a couple weeks ago. #Monsterdon #InTheMouthOfMadness
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@liklyhood “men” is not synonymous to “people”
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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@faithisleaping@anarres.family worse than mediocre because the chatbot can only deliver plausible mediocrity.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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Did they ever say why one brother got a massive dose and the other got none? #Monsterdon
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 how dumb. They’re climbing on the web instead of just poking it with a stick.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to

@catselbow @alicemcalicepants @frauxirah @piiabartos set LongPathsEnabled and you can get up to 32k in length. If your app and all frameworks it depends on support it, of course.

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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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Do they have to be that obvious about the water thing? #Monsterdon
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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Sheesh. Men in old movies are always such shitheels. #Monsterdon
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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Dad’s a real piece of work. And he seems to think that radiation is a bacterial contagion or something. #Monsterdon
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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What the fuck was that incompetent motorcycle scene? #Monsterdon #wolfen #delayedviewing
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 this movie definitely does not pass the #BechdelTest
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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Well apparently the writers got tired of the story too. #Monsterdon
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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Don’t shoot Larry! #Monsterdon
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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Are the creep and the monster gonna fight each other for the bunny? #Monsterdon
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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“Jerk ruins the party for everyone” and that’s a #Monsterdon bingo
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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Hey, it’s Larry! #Monsterdon
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

#MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

hachyderm.io
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@aboutsignal@mastodon.social still electron though. I’ll pass.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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This guy sure likes sneaking around and drinking iced tea out of a jug. #Monsterdon
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago
God damn this guy is annoying. #Monsterdon #TheStuff #MonsterdonReplay
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@t54r4n1@mspsocial.net @Shdwdrgn@tech.lgbt when is the right time?
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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Y’all. This isn’t even so bad it’s good. It’s just bad. So bad.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago
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“Dark-skinned units”???? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago
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None of this movie has anything to do with the premise of the movie. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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#Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958 that was a very convincing fall.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@federicomena@mstdn.mx I once had a power window lift get damaged and had to replace it. Oh, and wipers every now and then.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
That’s not proper fit for a helmet. #Monsterdon #solarbabies #monsterdondelay
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@Jes@labyrinth.zone @mttaggart@infosec.exchange @Jes@labyrinth.zone I rarely see gatekeeper warnings for apps I install. Where are you getting your apps from?!
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@jwz no profiling data, but my APFS drives have never shit themselves like the HFS ones did.
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Ben Ford :grinchsmile: @binford2k@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
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