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Ben Clifford

@benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
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Hi.
I'm Ben.

For fun I ride my bike around Berlin and build pretty things with LEDs and microcontrollers. I like dogs and trains. I'm also interested in programming languages.

Unfortunate toucher of other people's concurrent code. Co-ordinator of various volunteers.

http://www.hawaga.org.uk/ben/
https://github.com/benclifford

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Joined November 09, 2022
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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

I AM BUILDING AN HTML FORM

like with the tag

ITS 1997

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

holy fuck this variant of vi keeps reindenting the line of python code I'm editing so that it isn't inline with the other lines in the same block

PLEASE JUST EDIT MY TEXT LIKE I PRESS THE BUTTONS FOR

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

there has been a torn sign in #Berlin Hauptbahnhof on a bit of wall ever since we ran a refugee reception centre there in the first half of 2022. it said "food" in ukrainian. said wall has now been removed to allow access to the new temporary platform 22 (which like all berlin infrastructure projects is years delayed)

that's probably the last physical manifestation of our refugee centre (although our refugee work continues in and around the station).

Goodbye sign.

#Bahn #Ukraine #Refugees

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

what I wanted to be doing: recurrent neural networks on laser distance matrix data

what I am doing: debugging i2c

#i2c #tildagon #lasers

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@datn Psion series 3, in Byte magazine... and even then it was the hinge and/or ribbon cable that kept breaking. #Psion
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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

vi people - yeah sure unix experience is annoying enough having two clipboards, lets add a third

this is so bonkers

even though its been this way for years

dont tell me to reconfigure vi i regularly use fresh/shared VMs

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

i have updated the DNS because it only takes a few seconds

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

the C model of what should be a warning rather than an error forever does my head in

> warning: excess elements in array initializer

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

> (I always use status += function(). Then every frew calls I check the status. Saves a lot of code.)

exceptions are for pussies, lets use an integer monoid instead

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

new conception of __del__ destructors as monkeys paw

#Python
#MonkeysPaw

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

you *MUST* pre-order your spaceagon (in the dogs must be carried sense)

@jonty@chaos.social

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

another day another academic paper with no date on it forcing me to take maxyear over the references and add one. come on fuckers this is even easier than not making it be pdf.

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 15mo ago
Replying to
@yaxu@post.lurk.org part of my realisation that I don't want to go to "published peer reviewed proceedings"-style conferences was a very bizarre conversation I had with someone about recording and posting talks, that (briefly) was: "why would anyone want to watch any of these talks?" Like I dunno man, ur the one organising the conference.
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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 47mo ago
Replying to
@aetios ... although my mobile provider (t-mobile in germany) had/has a quirk where you don't get ipv6 when you are roaming in another country.
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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

I have retreated to the park for one euro beer.

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

rather than setting up DNS for this "temporary" VM, i have to keep going back to an old timesheet with journal entries and find where I wrote down the IP address

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

It's World #Swift Day!

Here's a scientific workflow system I used to work on called Swift (2006-2009)

Eventually it got redone in Python and became @ParslProject@mast.hpc.social

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benc's personal instance

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

being forced to learn more cmake than i want to

but hopefully the bits after that are fun

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 4mo ago

today in frustrating online programmes:

i) what day is the session you just told me is at 9am?

ii) can I go to that session with the ticket type I purchased?

(yes I understand the point of the website is i) to sell me a ticket, ii) to sell my data to vendors, but come on surely someone organised an event before?)

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Ben Clifford @benc@mastodon.hawaga.org.uk
· 12mo ago
Replying to
@RosaCtrl@social.vivaldi.net this happens to me enough that I usually use toy code as the design process, compared to how badly all my paper-designed stuff works out. And I actually manage to throw it away. Usually.
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