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@baardhaveland@snabelen.no
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IT potatoe, meat popsicle, human kind ally, '77 model, living in Oslo with wife, kid, and a small zoo.
Sometimes tooting in Norwegian!
Happily responding in English!
Please note:
- I'm already married, and you're not my type!
- Yes, I know I'm part of the problem!
- Do not engage me in human rights discussions before coffee!
Also:
If it looks like a human, moves like a human, talks like a human, and farts like a human, then
It
Deserves
Human
Rights!
🤗
869 Followers
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Joined October 29, 2022
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JustMyToots:
My dog says she ain't too impressed about my hunting skills.
Now she's apparently trying to hide her food... with air. 🫣
#DagensLilleMy #DogsOfMastodon #NorskTut #Bulldog #EnglishBulldog #PetsOfMastodon #Pets
I did a thing! 🤗
(Filmed, edited, and published without leaving my hammock, because I'm just that effective, even when lazy!)
#Summer #NorskTut #Oslo #Norway #Bulldog #DagensLilleMy #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfBluesky
Føler meg lurt etter tilfeldig svipptur innom Normal forrige dagen.....
De lovte solformørkelse 12/8, og jeg regna med de visste hva de snakket om siden de hadde tatt seg bryet med å trykke opp plakater og greier.
I dag fant jeg ut at jeg må til Spania, Island, eller Grønland for å få det ned meg. Til nød Frankrike, England eller Svalbard... 🤦
#FML#NorskTut #Oslo #Solformørkelse #Eclipse #SolarEclipse
All things considered (hangover included)... today hasn't been too bad after all! 🤗
We're visiting my mother this weekend.
She has two cats.
Our 7 yo English Bulldog has stolen their dry pellets which "someone" forgot to move away from the kitchen floor.
Now she's asleep in our bedroom, while farting a vivid spectrum of shiny bright colours.
And I can't sleep.
I'm too worried about what will happen if one of those farts should sneak over and hit my cpap machine.....
Replying to
@fesshole@mastodon.social
Felt bad for changing the password on my (now) wives account, knowing a number of her friends used the same account from time to time.
But we were getting married.
All the music was played from spotify.
And, like two days before, we realised that if anyone else started playing at a bad time, then our ceremony would effectively be muted... 😬
I know we're supposed to hate Google here, but their Lens app for Android does have some advantages... 😅
I'm not standing behind absolutely everything said in this video, but enough of it to think YOU should absolutely check it out too!
Both Americans and non-Americans!
Btw... This video escalates, so buckle up!
#NorskTut #Allheimen #Usa #America #Americans #Education #Stupidity
Replying to
@adhdeanasl@beige.party
As the man of the house (well, to be, at the time) I was the one in charge of staying quiet when my wife (also to be) made plans for our wedding. Including the playlist!
I was mostly there to offer technical advice, and say yes to one specific question. All in all I think I did a great job! The music worked, and we're still together!
But to make you feel even older; My sister in-law highjacked the music whenever we turned away, to play Despacito...
This was almost ten years ago 😊
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@ganbatte@ohai.social
Only had room for 50 people, so we had to be a bit selective
Also, if we had invited everyone we knew, we wouldn't be able to afford Spotify premium no more... 😅
Hva synes norsk politi om å benytte automatiske møtesammendrag av avhør som bevis i retten?
...for i #Derbyshire har dette vist seg å være veldig effektivt!
(Litt FOR effektivt kanskje. Men man må jo alltid regne med litt svinn, lzm...)
🙄
"
Derbyshire Police has launched a criminal investigation and removed an officer from frontline duties over allegations of use of AI to "create evidential material in a number of cases"
"
Ref
https://bsky.app/profile/reporterrwright.ft.com/post/3mo3ngzs4ek2j
#NorskTut #Allheimen #AI #Police #wcpgw
Replying to
@makja@mastodon.social @tanketom@tutoteket.no
Bare den uttalelsen alene viser at han ikke er egna til rollen han har
Replying to
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Like... "hate smarter, not harder"?
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@zicon@fribygda.no
Synes det høres det ut som du er mye bedre kvalifisert enn han vi har nå!
Replying to
@geospacedman @gsuberland
Oh... Nevermind
He just ended it... At 55 minutes 😅
Replying to
@atlefren@snabelen.no
Strek over "dum" og føy til "morrapuler".
Med rød penn, selvfølgelig.
De vil nok sette pris på korreksjonen, fordi det er teknisk korrekt, som er den aller beste formen for korrekt på korrekthetsskalaen. 🙃
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@geirertzgaard@snabelen.no
Av de fire forslagene hennes tenker jeg at de tre første er innafor og gjennomførbare (mer hjemmekontor, ned fra 110 til max 90, billig busskort) helt uten å tråkke på folks bevegelsesfrihet
Men _forbud_ mot bil på enkelte dager er veldig hemmende. Og da spesielt for småbarnsfamilier. Samt at dette fortsatt vil ramme de med dårlig råd mer enn andre.
Tror det er viktigere å redusere trafikken resten av uka, enn å straffe de som må inn når det uansett er aller minst trafikk...
#LouisRossman has a point!
(Again...)
We need to "rebrand" #AgeVerification so people actually understand why it's such a horrible idea!
#InfoTech #NorskTut #Allheimenhttps://youtu.be/Xa3-TkHBh90
Replying to
@davidgerard@circumstances.run
I guess they won't need my money anyway, then
oh well
Replying to
@prahou@merveilles.town
Guess I didn't get the memo in time... 😄
Replying to
@makja@mastodon.social
Har ikke testet siden jeg ikke har DDG på mobilen 🙃
Replying to
@Alice@beige.party
Just make sure you keep that 3D file safe!
Would be a shame if someone 3D printed your teeth and left your bite marks on crime scenes... 😅
Replying to
@kimlockhartga@beige.party
According to BBC, 200 people die from Hanta each year in the affected regions. Apparently there's no need to panic as it's more or less considered "normal"
...right!
I'll just stay here in Scandinavia for the rest of my life if nobody mind... 🫣
Replying to
@turtle@gts.turtle.garden
The address is a red flag... thus rather helpful when it comes to spotting the fake ones =)
Replying to
@kimlockhartga@beige.party
Sure it's a good idea to track down the ones who left
But the first two who died, got infected while traveling through places in South America were this virus is known to exist...
How are the local residents and tourists in those areas doing these days?
And what's being done there to stop the flow of humans for a while?
Replying to
@zicon@fribygda.no
Håper du likevel tar det som et komplement! 😁
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@geirertzgaard@snabelen.no
Ser jo den. Men da tror jeg det er mer effektivt å _ikke_ sette ned drivstoffprisene under nevnte krise, til nivåer som nå er lavere enn det var før krisen startet... 😁
Replying to
@NAB@mastodon.me.uk
I'm no expert, but I think the trick is to avoid liquorice when shielding connectors that may get hot. 🤔
A stranger approached me like that a few years ago! For real!
...but she was (mostly) referring to my dog... 🤦
Okay, I _may_ have tweeted "a few cute pictures" of my dog back when we adopted her. Also, English Bulldogs turned out to be way less common in my area than one would have guessed. Especially as cute as ours! 🥰
(Her signature crash pink raincoat may have been a clue also. Like, a tiny hint. Probably hardly relevant, though!)
Replying to
@hallvors@oslo.town
Sliter litt mer når jeg ikke vet hvilken dings det kommer fra, men jeg er nesten sikker på at det må ha vært et sted i leiligheten... tror jeg?
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@eivind
I feel maybe we should, like... NOT focus too much on the fact that truth social is, let's say "related", to Mastodon.... 😅
"Banana for scale" reinvented! 😁
#YouTube #Veritasium #Radiation #Banana #NorskTut #Allheimen
Øyh folks! I found a new hole on #YouTube! Let's go look for rabbits! 🤗
Replying to
@phoronix@masto.ai
Hold your panic buttons folks!
"Canonical engineers will be working on integrating agentic workflows into Ubuntu FOR THOSE THAT WANT IT."
This is the opposite of what MS did by forcing their shitty "autopilot" onto their users by default.
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Forskjellen på Brave og Chrome er... påfallende
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@sundogplanets
How come the lines are matching so well when you stack the images, if they were all taken at different 5 minutes intervals?
(Sorry if this is a stupid question...)
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@aslakr@mastodon.social
Har vel hatt BuyPass siden Norsk Tipping begynte å leke med det.
De sendte meg kort og kortleser til pc. Det ble sjeldent brukt. Appen deres er helt grei though.
Mener det funker på de fleste offentlige tjenester.
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@hpg@mastodon.de @wonderofscience@mastodon.social
Yes, in theory.
Kinetic energy is transferred from whatever moves, to whatever causes friction, like air and ground. These micro movements will affect the surroundings.
But a more solid ground will severely dampen or delay the effect.
Replying to
@geirertzgaard@snabelen.no
Høres en anelse militant ut, though... 😶
Replying to
@aslakr@mastodon.social
Står at BuyPass koster penger... Kan ikke huske at jeg noensinne har betalt for det.
Har brukt de ofte istedet for bank-id bare fordi jeg kan... (Liker ikke tanken på single point of failure)
Replying to
@randahl
This is inspiring news!
Boosted by @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
RE: https://flipboard.social/@ScienceDesk/116823510922599563
So, apparently #Yellowstone is beginning to rip
Well...
At least it was nice getting to know y'all! 🤗
#ItsGonnaBlow #BoardTheRockets #PumpUpTheVolume #NextStopMars
#NorskTut
Replying to
@dagb@snabelen.no
Det er risky med storskog uten anstendige branngater 😕
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@markus@skvip.lol
Eg e uskyldige!
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@kly@snabelen.no
Takker og bukker! 🤗