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@Arapalla@aus.social @hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange but what's the alternative?
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@andyjennings@aus.social how certain are you she wasn't using it as a shield in a water-gun fight?
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@arstechnica@mastodon.social "Vague reasons" is pretty much Trump's motto for doing anything.
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@falseknees That bird and I have the same friend.
@alice@lgbtqia.space Dope!
@cyberlyra@hachyderm.io plus +1 to @jackson_sweater@defcon.social post. I'm ready to start throwing wrenches into things.
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@QasimRashid@mastodon.social It's times like these I'm glad my parents are billionaire senators.
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In an attempt to dissuade Greenland from siding with Trump's USA, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has made his own offer to entice the Island nation to side with the Canuck's.
Carney hopes a mittful of twenties and a bag of hockey pucks will be enough encourage Greenlanders to side with peace.
We shall see.
#Canada #GreenlandNotForSale
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@skinnylatte I'd be willing to dust off my zinc plates if they're serious about sending me over there.
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@rbreich I think we're at a point that if someone uses the term "Trickle Down" before an economic/commerce term, they're full of shit.
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Trump follows up his baffling verbal attacks on the Pope with physical threats to invade the Vatican and commandeer all oil within the Papal coffers.
Trump is expected to divert military resources away from Operation Epstein Files to complete this militant, secular operations.
Is this the final straw for his few remaining supporters?
#trump #pope #epstein
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Trump defies rationality by attacking the Pope, and leaving Catholicism!!!
AyU asked the president how he felt considering his remaining 2-3 dozen followers are devout Catholics, the president responded: "I don't the amount of shit currently inside my depends adult undergarments about them!!...I'm winning! ME! Not that jesus guy!"
#Maga #trump
#ChristianLiving
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At the Inaugural Board of Peace Meeting Donald Trump has announced that Ayatollah Ali Khamenei from Iran will act as the board's first Chairman.
The pair, and other delegates, will spend the coming week planning housing developments, hotel opportunities, and the future Gaza formula 1 grand prix.
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Trump laments to the media following personally spending over $10 million on tickets to Melania’s documentary.
It’s a drop in the bucket compared to the over $1 Billion he's personally earned as President, but he’s still concerned about the losses.
Expect to see more Trump-branded products launched by the President. And a big push is coming by the official White House Patreon account to recoup losses.
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Trump informs White House staff that they need to push Melania’s film on all social media platforms.
After Trump's bizarre ploy to use Milk as a means to dissuade public attention away from ICE and the Epstein files, they are now hoping Melania’s poorly received film can triumph where nutrition illiteracy failed.
Unfortunately for Trump and his cronies, the plan appears to be failing before it even gets off the ground, as the Melania film has generated little public interest.
Donald Trump stuns all after launching White House Patreon page.
After the revelation that Trump has personally earned to the tune of $1.4 Billion in his first year in office.
Trump followed remarks claiming that the $1 Billion+ earnings report is both “fake news” and “Super dumb” by saying “all REAL Americans will support MAGA and the Presidency.”
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Donald Juan Trump was seen verbally berating several ICE officers after they had apprehended the entire staff of his favorite McDonald’s.
This comes as a cruelly tragic shock after Trump was admonished online and in public following his less-than-sympathetic comments following the killing of Renée Gold by an ICE agent on January 7th.
Trump is presume to have said:
"It really is a national tragedy, there will never be a Mcdonald's crew quite as dedicated as this one."
#trump #dhs