People don't jump off cliffs because a friend said jump off this cliff. People jump off cliffs because a friend said I promise I'll catch you.
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apm77
@apm77@mastodon.online
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Not interesting enough to have a bio. There's no reason you should care that I'm from Adelaide, nonbinary, employed in graphic design, etc.
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Joined April 26, 2022
@daibhidc@mendeddrum.org Thought struck me today: The Scottish flag is blue sky crossed out, which means Scotland is anti-sky. Which means anti-atmosphere. Which means anti-oxygen. Which means Mr Flibble. Just curious whether you would attempt to deny it.
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@DieWalis Strawberries and grapes, carved, on bread with nutella. Photo here https://outerhoard.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/fruithenge.jpg
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@DieWalis I did something like that with fruit in 2007, your version involves cleaner fingers.
I enjoyed this, even though the American supermarket product joke doesn't work where I'm from (Australia) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMsJ-AZB3Ao
He Called Me The N-Word… So I Said This.
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to So, uh, this was clearly posted in reply to someone who thought it was sad for some reason, but with only the reply saying "that's not sad" surviving into the future archaeological record, future historians will forever puzzle over why anyone might have thought it was sad in the first place. I sure don't know.
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@miss_s_b@witches.live Somewhat surprised I had to scroll down all the way to your toot to find a reference to Pratchett. If I scrolled down much further I might have found myself at bottom. @tzarfenix@dice.camp @BrianBinh@dice.camp
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@oddtail Don't have time to comprehensively comment this morning, but if anyone's looking for an online trans community where such topics are often discussed, consider Crossdream Life https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/crossdreamlife/ which is run by @transworld plus a team of mods (including me).
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@ADDiane@mastodon.social That right there is the content that might encourage @badastro@mastodon.social to be active on Mastodon.
A 2002 issue of Scientific American contains the phrase "the far future (that is, around 2025)"
CW: contains an idiosyncratic pronunciation of the word "masturbation". And yes, I am _absolutely_ making a societal statement in asserting that that is the _only_ content warning you deserve. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv5aEx4lfog
@cassana@the-crossroads-inn.com I'm struggling with an art project I have to do. Hard to explain but among other things I want to use some sheet music (which will have visual effects applied to it). Tried using my own but the PDF didn't play nice.
Let P be the set of all things that a human being can deserve to be punished for. Theorem: if P ≠ ∅, then "having a worthless disgusting failure of a brain" ∈ P. Proof: I feel it in my gut.
I have two videos open in tabs right now. One is Milo Rossi's takedown of the Antarctic pyramid conspiracy nonsense. The other features an American getting all confused about why Tolkien, of all people, doesn't use the metric system in his fiction. What do you do when you want to scream at people for being stupid?
Have acquired proof that I was right about something I said on Usenet twenty-odd years ago and got blasted for. The triviality of the matter is attested by the fact that I haven't bothered to double check my understanding in twenty-odd years, but it has to do with phonetics.
I need a new mousepad. I love my current mousepad but I've had it for a long time and it is very worn out and dirty.
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@nash@labyrinth.social "At it again" is a minor variation on "cobbling together" I'm sure.
Whereas if you inscribed them on stone blocks in a temple, scrambled them, and challenged visitors to avert certain death by placing them in the correct positions, would that be concocting?
Some choices I'm ambivalent about, for example I wonder if LG and LN could be swapped.
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@ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social As someone once said (from memory), erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken, perverted is inviting the local vicar for chicken dinner the following day.