Replying to
@brianbilston This poem has been pinned up on our fridge for many months. Our best performance was both being puzzled when my wife's sister phoned to congratulate us at 7pm and we both asked "Why?"
I've bought a spiral dough mixer. It took 51 days to come by boat from China, but at 27kg that seems a sensible shipping method. Payment was easy via Alibaba.
The first batch of baguette dough emerged a bit tight, so I'll incorporate a 15 minute rest before tidying up and putting in the fridge overnight.