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Alan Francis

@acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
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Designed by Alan in Caledonia. Serial Enthusiast. Programmer. Dad. #adhd, he/him. Radical Kindness is my superpower. Glue person.

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Joined November 04, 2022
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago

For the record, I think a progressive smoking ban is total genius. It makes it illegal to *start* smoking without forcing all the existing smokers to give up at once.

Like saying *new* cars must come with seatbelts without forcing every old car to be retrofitted, or new houses must be built with solar panels without making everyone install them in houses unsuited.

New adults are banned from smoking ... without forcibly retrofitting older adults.

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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 4mo ago

Wes Streeting looks like he belongs behind the desk at a Carphone Warehouse or your local Skoda dealership.

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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 2mo ago
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@bennomatic@appdot.net they’ll need a whole subcommittee to hold the mirror to his face ?
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@NanoRaptor Drive Fieri
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@jasongorman@mstdn.business there’s not enough Troughton-quoting around here. Well done that man.
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@brentsimmons@indieweb.social (just an additional 2c). My tiny app at $DAYJOB only has about 500 users, I'd expect all very non-technical types, but the stats are the same. Interestingly (because my numbers are small I can see specifics) those iOS18 users are not stuck on devices. They could update, but haven't or won't.
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago

My son needs to get some survey responses for an assignment at college. Dont take it too seriously, it's just a 3 or 4 questions and the aggregated results are purely for a college assignment :-). If you have a couple of minutes and fancy helping out, it's an MS Form at https://forms.office.com/pages/responsepage.aspx?id=WNzgmUucIEiGFwTDhsJUxv58Gj80BJRBirZhiXX_TTBUQURJSVFJQ09YR1lQQ0gyMVNTRFo4SDFaSi4u&route=shorturl

forms.office.com
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago

Incredibly depressed to discover Reform are in with a chance of being the second largest party in the Scottish Election. Heartened to see that all polls still point to SNP being the largest party by some distance, and maybe an overall majority (though that's a stretch in our system)

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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago

Sure I’m preaching to the converted…. If you’re in the UK, don’t forget to vote today.

Low turnout is how these fuckers end up wielding disproportionate amounts of power because inherently angry and unhappy people always make time to vote.

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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@sdarlington Just stand very still and DONT TOUCH ANYTHING
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago

Nothing positive to say. They don’t care whether you vote for Labour or Reform, they’re just terrified of Scottish independence. The SNP have been in power for so long in the face of this. This concentrated hate. It’s almost every newspaper, the BBC everything. And still we managed to hold steady at roughly 50% support for almost 15 years. Imagine the landslide if the mainstream media were actually neutral.

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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
bbc.co.uk
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@GeePawHill@mastodon.social I am reminded of the recommendation of “sex tips for girls” in the back of the white book because “enthusiasm counts for a lot”
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@zvavybir 👍
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
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@mnemonica@xoxo.zone when I used to take Hope to dance classes we’d all have to wait in the corridor to pick the little girls up afterwards. One season they were rehearsing something for Frozen and I became aware of *all* the dads (myself included) singing along to Let it Go under our breath every week while we all looked at our phones. I suggested they add all the dads to the show in costume for a comedy number but the teacher took herself far too seriously for that.
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
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@zvavybir I use masto.host to pseudo-self-host. Costs me a few pounds a month, someone else does the upgrades etc, but it’s mine with my own domain name.
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
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@vaurora@mstdn.social Sounds ike how Thoughtworks used to be, And their origin story is Roy Singham, a union organiser, wanted to make a company and figured there were a bunch of smart people in Software. They spent 25 years embracing Agile and Open Source before being bought by a private equity firm in 2017 ( https://martinfowler.com/articles/201708-tw-sale.html ). When I was there they did a kind of project rescue model where they'd put in talented people at all levels in all depts to help "steer the ship".
martinfowler.com
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to

@meganL@mas.to Usually either :

  1. to pay for the upkeep of the facilities
  2. To discourage local disreputable types from using them as a place to do disreputable things.

You'd see the former reasoning sometimes at a beach or park. The latter often at railway or bus station stations. Usually the disabled or baby change facilities are free if you ask.

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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago

Great interview with Bob Odenkirk https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/magazine/bob-odenkirk-interview.html

nytimes.com
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
ca98am79.medium.com
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social With their hit "Sheena is...tired, weepy and in no mood for your bullshit."
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
We may have lost Kathy's technical writing, but we still get to enjoy her horses https://www.instagram.com/pantherflows/
instagram.com
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@simon I shall be muting replies. I'm not particularly interested in the debate, just getting that response count up for Isaac :-)
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@scottgal (I missed this reply 2 days ago)
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@lorimolson@mstdn.ca I’m nervous of picking the cheapest possible and discovering it can only run a 10 year old version of Android, OTOH I’m not paying £300 for something to learn on, just cause it’s newer.
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@vladimirtarasov they were advised by their tutor to stick to multiple choice instead of free form text for this excercise, just to make it easy to aggregate responses.
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
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@scottgal I have, in fact, got one of them arriving today to try before I send back another failing wireless adapter thingy
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@simon This is not the only place its being posted, but I would not be massively surprised if nobody *ever* wants this kind of stuff in social care settings. Its a weird assignment,
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social time to break out the the 3D printer and scratch that itch
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 3mo ago
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@janl@narrativ.es 26+. or just 26 specifically?
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jeffwatkins Yup. Isaac has asked me to stress to everyone that he is not an AI fan and this was somewhat thrust upon him. :-)
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@bomberstudios but my 15Pro was on 26 and was solid as a rock carplaywise
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
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@ukscone@cupoftea.social oh my goodness, the nostalgia!
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
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@bazzargh Oh nice!
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago

The most comprehensive thing I’ve seen about the CarPlay issues https://www.bgr.com/2062658/iphone-17-carplay-wired-issues-fix-firmware/

bgr.com
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@scottgal I like music, which I can do with a USB stick, and google maps, which I can do with my phone screen on a holder, so really its just a mild inconvenience. It's more a principle thing cause it worked perfectly well wired with my 15Pro. I'm vaguely tempted just to stick a £5 a month sim in an old iPhone and use that for google maps etc when required.
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@bomberstudios there seems to be a widespread issue that it’s very persnickety with what it connects to. I’ve tried a gazillion cables cheap and expensive. The theory seems to be new USB hardware in the 17Pro is very choosy. I figured I’d give wireless a go but it seems like a desert of weird Chinese hacks. Apple should make something :)
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 2mo ago
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@bennomatic@appdot.net oh I found the reply, not my toot cause it deleted. https://toot.community/@justkwin/116754540661462583
toot.community
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago

Now on my second little wireless CarPlay adapter. They just crash and reboot my cars head unit after 2-3 minutes. Will try it for a bit with no music playing, just Google maps, and see if it can stay up.

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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@bennomatic@appdot.net I’m pretty sure I asked that same question here a while back (my posts autodelete) and I was told it was pretty normal for release Xcode to not run on beta OS. 🤔
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@bomberstudios I updated the firmware but there’s no settings to play with on mine. :( it claims to be compatible with my leaf (it has an online compatibility checker). I have ordered a Y adapter so can give it additional power from a separate USB socket and after that it’ll be going back. Then maybe I’ll order your aliexpress one instead :)
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@meganL@mas.to (that's a Scotland answer, I dont know about anywhere else to be fair)
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@bomberstudios hmm the thread has since been updated to suggest maybe it’s ios26 https://discussions.apple.com/thread/256142149?sortBy=rank
discussions.apple.com
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
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@scottgal Didnt work. Returning yet another wireless adapter.
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 2mo ago
This is quite a boring game of football.
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@scottgal well that’s annoying cause it’s *designed* to be plugged into a head unit and has no auxiliary power source 🤯. So far it’s only crashed with official music app. I’m going to try and extended run with podcasts and the Bandcamp app.
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 3mo ago
Today in “English is 40 different languages in a trenchcoat”, why is critique pronounced criteek, but communique pronounced commyoonikay ?
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@bomberstudios FUCKING 17PRO I WAS QUITE HAPPY WITH WIRES
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Alan Francis @acf@masto.alancfrancis.com
· 5mo ago

Dancing round the kitchen to Wonderland. The 12” really highlights that magic drum and bass underpinning all the Big Country guitar sound https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RlTlc5yZhIk

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