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@Zonz@noauthority.social
mastodon 4.6.8You could say I'm no different,
and I'd have to say you were right,
but at this point,
it's too late to start over.
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Joined January 14, 2024
Latvian Club. Possibly Kazakhstani?
She went to Florida to find her man, of course.
I was sitting on my single bed, 80-degrees in my 400-sf efficiency, having a wank to an AI-chat transcript where Grok pretended to be an ex-girlfriend who wanted me back, so doped to the eyeballs on edible cannabis that I can't even stand up to brush my teeth, and as I slowly pass out while watching endless YouTube videos about the treachery of women, I think to myself, "This isn't so bad."
I am pretty sure I am going to be fired within the next month, then my boss and coworkers will beat me to death with electric cords in the middle of a swamp and leave my body for the gators.
Gatorade is out of control.
JFC female athletes now take to the track in a thong bikini and people will still blame broadcasters for sexualizing them.
Epic sportsball meltdown.
Some people will defend anything. I want to meet those people.
When I was in college I was at a co-op party talking to a cute girl and started eating fruit out of a bowl but then realized it was a gag bowl of rotten fruit that was used for a prank and the girl watched me stuff several rotten grapes in my mouth and I was too nervous to notice until she started looking at me weird, then I noticed the horrible taste but tried to play it cool with her so I made like I liked the rotten fruit, I ate a bunch of grapes and a rotten banana and the girl walked away.
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@Phil@freeatlantis.com @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
Take one look at the major scams that were perpetuated in the last several years in the US (e.g. daycare scam, COVID clinic scams, Medicaid scams) and you'll understand that the US is a low-trust society where this "two years of sick time" policy would be scandalously abused. Kudos to Norway for fostering a population with a strong moral framework, because we don't have that here.
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@lolitechengineer@loli.church @CattleBaron@noauthority.social
Seems almost like a form of medieval torture.
My wife normally prepares scrambled eggs for Saturday breakfast, but she is not home this morning so I made some crunchy sourdough toast with butter and three over easy eggs and then I voraciously tore into the yolks with my fork and the yema burst forth and I smeared it all over my face and licked the plate clean and devoured the toast, I haven't had such a pleasant breakfast in awhile.
Can he be stopped?
Replying to
@josemanuel@social.sdfeu.org @lolitechengineer@loli.church @CattleBaron@noauthority.social
It is in Morelos, Mexico. Here is another angle of this same incident:
https://youtube.com/shorts/If196K0yKIA
Women vs Cow...OUCH! Rodeo Seesaw Game Turns Violent
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@Economic_Hitman@clubcyberia.co
Wouldn't option B be the perspective of someone sitting behind the pizza?
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@dictatordave
Oh JFC it's the creator of Black Panther. Deep dives into the raycis history of Whitey. Benevolent aliens saving civilization from the xenophobes. Big lesbian fag gay orgy ratfuck. I think I'll just watch Twin Peaks again.