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Ylfingr, Devourer of Suns
@Ylfingr@masto.brightfur.net
mastodon 3.5.17+glitch+brightfur
Hey, I'm Ylfingr! I'm a big black wolf. I try to look terrifying but I'm really not. 
Might eat you, but will ask first.
Mates with @IceWolf@masto.brightfur.net [who's in my head!].
⚠️ I do get kinky sometimes! But I try to CW it.
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Joined May 04, 2022
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@crowk@critter.cafe @IceWolf@masto.brightfur.net @lucky@mastodon.nz Hehehe! Pretty soon you still won't be in Australia but you won't be anywhere else either. :3
But yeah, that's gotta suck heh
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@IceWolf@masto.brightfur.net @crowk@critter.cafe @lucky@mastodon.nz Scoop up both islands right out of the ocean! >:3
MapsWithoutNZ will become a reality~
(okay that's totally not how that works at all but a wolf can dream)
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@lucky@mastodon.nz @IceWolf@masto.brightfur.net @crowk@critter.cafe Getting eaten is free!
If you wanna eat it too, we might have to share. :3
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@AnthropyAD Totally. :3
infodumping about SVG to blind friends who want to draw :blobcatheart:
rerr.
Just typoed "crossed" as "crost".
Make that a proper plural form of the word please! It'd be fun!
*wakes up*
*picks up phone*
*just... lays there with eyes shut*
mrfff I just wanna go back to sleep...
Oviposition implies the existence of ovirotation and oviscale.
I should try out troff again sometime.
MacroSD
*plugs in office-building-sized SD card*
Why does EVERYTHING depend on libsystemd0?? :<
public busfucking (both (public bus)(fucking), and (public)(busfucking))
Hmm... What if I farted down a street and blew everyone away? :3
strip mall (clothes discouraged)
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@bloor@bloor.tw HAVE THEY NOT HEARD OF SHIELDING???
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@Kroc@oldbytes.space A redirect? Maybe this should be 471 ("go value your goose and then we can talk!") or 571 ("the server failed to value its goose and it's out of eggs"). :3
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@spottyfox@pounced-on.me And whoever does it is a golf wolf.
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@stephan@them.cheeky.wales I'm trying to run this thing and... what the hell IS this? Everything's custom rendered inside a canvas element? what the fuck
no wonder they had to build in their own entire screenreader, ugh
I'm just trying to paste in a textbox, it should NOT be this hard. (We have websites-messing-with-clipboard-events turned off. I shouldn't have to enable websites-messing-with-clipboard-events to paste in a textbox.)
I guess I'll have to make a card for myself manually. Or maybe make a competing card builder with normal website tools.
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@CrimethInc@todon.eu "Emotional Women Lose Sense Of Fear" aka "Why won't they just stay in their place already!!"