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@mcspocky@mstdn.party Please tell me, why would a journalist, ANY journalist, interview a person known to be a complete fu*king idiot who lives in a world where he leaves a dead bear in a park, just to be funny, and stops his car to cut off the penis of a dead racoon? The guy is a complete nutcase and so is she for interviewing him!

@timberwraith@mastodon.social Those are NOT current conditions at Cedar Point. I have been in full view of the Park all day. That is a shot from the webcam Power Tower 2 West and it is clearly labeled in the upper right corner August 30 2026 01:30AM Yes, while sitting on my patio sipping a fresh brew of Costa Rican beans, I can hear the screams from the riders of the Power Tower and the Coasters Millennium Force and Top Thrill Dragster.

DOJ looking desperately to deport Mother Theresa. DOJ is hoping to find her before she commits any more violent crimes. They are hot on her trail but haven't found her yet.

@Mrfunkedude@beige.party I'm so sorry to see it! I've been using Linux for a while and don't need Virus protection, I don't even worry about it. The more popular it becomes the more attention it gets from hackers and the dark side!

@drmobs@aus.social Such a place and creature on this Earth! Thank you for sharing.

@thepdog@mas.to PDog, people haven't changed. Trump recognizes this and with money and charisma and complete understanding of the plan Hitler used, he's all in. Sure, Hitl ... oops I mean Trump has one tool that Hitler didn't, the bomb. If Hitler had "the bomb" the world would likely be much different today! Seriously, I am not just afraid for America. I'm afraid for life on this planet. Trump like Hitler is not sane. He has no empathy and at 80 has lived his life. What is he going to do if Russia and/or China attacks us? What will he do if he realizes that he's lost the support of his base? HE WON'T CARE!

The Senate is about to confirm Todd Blanche as Trump's personal attorney and you are concerned about the Midterms? Pick up any history book and read about Germany 1933 and Hitler, Goebbels, Himmler, Goring, the SS and the Gestapo! It's been less than 100 years and it's identical. History is repeating itself!

@oldredsubby@sfba.social ... catastrophic for the planet but GREAT for them!

@tanavit@toot.aquilenet.fr Good question ... not with the present Congress. Impeachment would need 51% of the House and 66% of the Senate to remove him. The House Impeachment vote would likely pass but the Senate would stop removal.

@DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social It is unfathomable that he could be confirmed as Attorney General! BUT The truth is that it doesn't matter! Why? Because as Deputy Attorney General he was confirmed by the Senate. He can remain "ACTING" AG without further confirmation until the end of Trump's term. He's running the DOJ as long as Trump wants him there. Congress can impeach him, but that's about as likely as impeaching Trump!

@jonsnow@mastodon.online If you or anyone continues to use Windows following the already widespread information of how Microsoft steals your data and uses it for their own financial gain, regardless of it's impact on you, you simply must not care about your personal privacy!

@MsMissy@mastodon.world I'm waiting for a couple ... I think Mitch's will be posted on August 4th.

Aeration help control algae growth!

@remington@beehaw.org This is one of those "BULLSHIT" posts. The SENATE, THE HOUSE, or THE JUDICIARY none of the aforementioned can oppose a Presidential Pardon. The Pardon Power is delegated to the President in the US Constitution Article II Section 3. No other branch of the government has anything to say about it period, that is unless Congress decides to impeach him for it. Another false idea that's going around is that Trump can give all his people a pardon for crimes they may have committed during his administration. That's BULLSHIT too! A Presidential pardon can only be granted to an individual that has been charged and CONVICTED of a Federal crime! Bluesky is heavily encrusted with Blueshit!

It started with SUBSTACK. They gathered the best of the news analysts and started to charge to hear their opinions. Give them you email address and your inbox became unusable. Then ABC and NBC and CNN and CBS began charging users to stream their headline news streams. It's only $5 a month! Now we are getting these INDEPENDENT NEWS ANALYSTS popping up everywhere and for only $5 a month you can read their expert opinions. Now they're everywhere. It's all a gimmick ... grift ... and they are trying to get their hand into your pocket. It's becoming common and completely ruining the "information" aspect of the World Wide Web! My opinion? I will always give it for free!

@ScottEdelman@wandering.shop It clearly says: I have to pee!

YOU WANT HUMOR? The International Criminal Court, you know the ones who brought many of Hitler's Nazi officers to trial for crimes against humanity has 125 countries as members! Here are 6 that are NOT members: RUSSIA CHINA ISRAEL LIBYA QATAR and UNITED STATES

I suggested over a year ago that if we want this ridiculous vindictive prosecution against political enemies to stop, all we had to do is have the Judge refer any attorney involved, to their respective Bar Association for disciplinary action. It has been done once but if done consistently and immediately to each and every attorney involved in these actions, with timely sanctions, Trump would have a hard time finding ANY attorney to do his bidding! Ask John Eastman, Sidney Powell, Rudy Guilanni, Kenneth Cheseboro ETC!

Not LEFT --- Not Right LEAN FORWARD! Let's put an adult back in the White House!

@neia@zoner.work I didn't know DATA CENTERS would run on milk!

TRUMP hasn't lost his mind! He's just becoming more entertaining.

Pregnancy test ...

@Zumbador@mefi.social They have a strong resemblance to my EX!

@UP8@mastodon.social I.C.E. is commanded and controlled by DONALD J TRUMP

I was a Democrat all my life but the party is dead. It has no leadership, it's leanings depend on who you are referring to. The old tired red/blue liberal/conservative left/right shit is confusing and describes nothing! Today I am leaning FORWARD and I hope the concept isn't as confusing.

Sorry guys and gals, I just don't get it. He supported Trump in a very BIG way. He supported a pedophile, a liar, a violent man with no empathy, morality, or integrity. He supported a vile man. The ceremony is uncalled for. Bury the SOB!

@servelan@newsie.social That is absolutely ABSURD! What is wrong with people? If I had a large drink, she would be wearing it and I'd order 2 more in case she stood up again!

Hey ... where the hell is Mitch?

THE SIMILARITIES ARE TOO SIMILAR! TRUMP IS COPYING HITLER TO PERFECTION! His followers are responding exactly the same!

AHEAD OF TODD BLANCHE'S SENATE CONFIRMATION: Todd Blanche does not need Senate confirmation to continue running the Department of Justice for Trump. THINK ABOUT THAT! He was Senate Confirmed for the position of Deputy Attorney General and can continue as "ACTING" AG as long as Trump wants and is in office. When is somebody going to step up and fix the real issue -- Donald J Trump?

My atheism is the result of extremely rigid Pentecostal early religious training and later common sense. Billy Graham was a respected leader. However his son Franklin, among others, provided the trigger causing closer inspection and ultimate rejection of all references to a "Supreme Being". Billy Graham’s son, Franklin Graham, supports Donald Trump for instance. He believes God placed Trump in office for a divine purpose, views him as the most pro-life and pro-Christian president in his lifetime. Think about that for a second! Trump. convicted on 34 counts of fraud, paid $130,000 to a prostitute to keep quiet about his marital infidelity, lies everytime he opens his mouth and grabs women's pussies because he can ... and Franklin Graham says that Trump is the most "pro-Christian president in his lifetime"! If that doesn't wake you up to reality, nothing will!

@Dawilson999@sfba.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @JonChevreau@mstdn.ca I'm a white guy but if I was black, I'd be worried! Don's not looking ahead.

@jamesjoelrussell@kolektiva.social ... and Welker, in her upscaled stupidity, just made sure that the whole world knew it! If I was China and wanted Taiwan, now would be a good time to just walk in and take it! Kristen Welker is absolutely clueless and shows it every Sunday. She reads the questions that her writers script for her but doesn't listen to the response, no connection, no follow up!

"This parallel parking stuff is a bi*ch!"

@tomcapuder@universeodon.com That's pretty snarky!

WERE YOU AWARE THAT HITLER WAS "ELECTED" in a German Democracy? Elections were held in Germany on 5 March 1933, after the Nazi seizure of power. The election saw Nazi stormtroopers unleash a widespread campaign of violence against the Communist Party (KPD), left-wingers, and the Social Democratic Party.  They were the last multi-party elections in a united Germany until the all-German vote in 1990. The 1933 election followed the previous year's two elections and Hitler's appointment as Chancellor. In the months before the 1933 election, Hitler displayed "terror, repression and propaganda ... across the land",  and Nazi organizations "monitored" the vote process. In the German state of Prussia, 50,000 members of the SS, SA and Der Stahlhelm were ordered to monitor the votes by acting Interior Minister Hermann Göring, as auxiliary police.  Please tell me that what Trump is doing was not done less than 100 years ago by Hitler!

@miss_rodent@girlcock.club That's an accurate description of CAPITALISM and you thought SOCIALISM was bad?

Andy Beshears, Kentucky's Governor, has demanded that Mitch McConnell either answer for his absence or resign. The only proof that Miych has offered are pictures that any AI machine can create as he lays in the hospital for the last month and a half. The man is most likely dead and probably starting to smell a bit!

I see that Trump (IA not AI) is offering to withdraw the Todd Blanche nomination. He almost has to do that. John Cornyn and a couple of others are threatening to kill the confirmation, making a big deal over it. What's interesting is that Blanche does not need the confirmation to continue to run the DOJ as long as Trump wants! IA can hold that over his head and make him dance. Blanche was Senate confirmed as Deputy AG and as ACTING AG he has 100% of the power of the full Attorney General. Also, there is no time limit that he can remain ACTING! BTW IA stands for "Immature Asshole"!

@newsthump@mastodon.online . BEST POST OF THE DAY!

Mitch McConnel and his butt buddy were out training for San Fancisco Marathon on Sunday. His office released his plan to return to the Senate on Monday. Said Mitch "Reports of my death were premature"

HUMOR ! Isn't it funny that I could simply say "ignorant asshole" and everyone would immediately know WHO I was talking about!

@tomcapuder@universeodon.com I love Carlin!!

@blogdiva@mastodon.social Yes! He went BRAIN DEAD 40 years ago!

What's in a name? I've noticed that each of the little militariats that Iran has created to carry out their terrorist attacks around the Middle East names all begin with "H". 1) Hamas 2) Houthis 3) Hezbollah Is there logic or reason for that? An accident? My EX's name was Helen, rhymes with HELL! Something is not right with "H"

HEADLINE! "Trump is set to defend his economic policies in Michigan, where new Canadian tariffs may sting" Trump's economic policies got him 6 bankruptcies and 21 CitiBank loan defaults before he became President. He's had to return most of the tariffs that he's already collected. So what the hell is he going to explain? We are all going to get stung so bad and it's all this stupid dumb fuck's fault.

When you hear the words "rigged election", here's another slimy Republican convicted of contempt of Congress for refusing it's subpoenas for information regarding January 6th. He's another Trumper who illegally worked at trying to RIG the 2020 election for Trump. It's not the Democrats that screwed with the 2020 election, it's Trump's buddies, Republicans, Lawyers ... some plead guilty and some were convicted and some even cried before the judge and said they were sorry. This belligerent bastard remains defiant, appealing his case even after serving his prison term. IF THERE'S RIGGED ELECTIONS, IT'S NOT THE DEMOCRATS! Republican Peter Navarro ..

@karlykingsley.bsky.social . Yes he did!