VIPPER

"you couldn't walk a mile in my shoes" yeah well you wouldn't last a minute in my ass bro

I don't have savings or assets or even stored food. If shit hits the fan I'm gonna be among the first to either die or attack people with a machete to steal their food.

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @poopdotnet@blog.poop.net @anemone@ebiverse.social @Pi_rat@shitposter.world what's the use case don

They expect me to believe elections are fuckin real

Ah yes here's the newly elected leader of Hungary Peter MAGYAR yeah might as well just name him John Hungary next time

"Yes hello my name is Vladimir Russia"
They've taken us for ABSOLUTE FOOLS

NIGGER

Average Erdogan voter

me, who just pirates everything: "money?"

japanese people counting be like: itchy knees sand shoes go rocky

@zero@strelizia.net i love these ai generated cop thumbnails they always look like soyjaks in them

@ledocool@abyss.cafe in 2015 I was Chinese

​huttese speakers be like "sleemoo bantha poodoo" and expect you to take them seriously

Call me an Iranian elementary school the way I'm submissive and bombable.

@meso @Neotheta >lust-provoking image

ようこそ皆さん
ようこそ
Filthy Frank Showへ

今日は、すごい面白い物を教えてやるぞ
俺のクローゼットの中にユダヤ人が二人いるんだ
両方とも死んでる

like zoinks scoob, those civilians were unarmed

​five freddies at night

@sally@freesoftwareextremist.com @lina@eientei.org @meso@new.asbestos.cafe @yomiel@new.asbestos.cafe finaloslav badguyev bullied some mentally challenged guy off the fediverse, it was funny

nickelback are good actually fuck u nickelback haters

some of y'all are very servile goyslaves and it shows

Just saw some guy who looks like agent 47 wearing the same guard uniform as me. It's over isn't it?

@Flanker@decayable.ink Charlottesville reference?

​​I heard King Benyamin is going against the Parthians again and he has dragged the Edomites into it, this be a bad omen...

every time I read advice on how to maintain better mental health, it reads like the equivalent of "if you're homeless just buy a house bro"

ahh 😀 the pepeloni, pepeloni. you 👈 know 🤔 the pepeloni? the nooo 😲 one 😤. i 👥 always 🕔, i 👁 always 🔥 order 📑 the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without 🚫 pepeloni. i 👥 always 🔥 order 📑 the pepeloni and without 🚫 pepeloni. pepeloni! i 👥 like 👍 pepeloni, yeah ✅. i 👁 always 🕔, i 👁 always 🕔 order 📲 the, the cheese 🧀- cheese 🧀 pan 🍳. ahh 😀 how can i 👁 explain 💬? i 👁 can explain 💬 by my drawing 🔙! i 👁 always 🕔 order 📑 like 👍 the cheese 🧀 pan 🍳🥘 that it has cheese 🍕 on 🔛 here, this part 〽, the ear 💁. ear 👂 of pizza 🍕. and then, i 👁 order 📑- wh ℹ- when ⏰ i 👁 order 📲 pepeloni, the ear 👂- it always 🕔 have a pepeloni on 🔛 h 🅰- on 🔛 a top 🔼, but 🍑 i 👁 pick ⛏ up ☝ these... away 😱😂🛣! cause 💋 i 👁 don't 🚫 eat 🍽 it. and then i 👁 eat 🍽 the cheese 🧀 pan 🍳 pizza 🍕. okay 🆗? you 👉🏻 understand 🤔? understandable 🤔! pepeloni! yes 👩👍

I am heavy LLM guy, and THIS... is my data center. It consumes a 74 million liters of water per day to remain cool and can process 10^15 floating point operations every second. It costs 400,000 Gigawatt Hours to generate an AI video of Donald Trump fucking Sonic the Hedgehog in the ass, for 12 seconds.

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer >lust-provoking image

всичките ми негри са нацисти

hatsooney meekoo

не разбират нещата които казвам в туитър
негър хайл хитлер

ви ар да чампёнс~

There are people whose favorite video game is about clicking menus. Just that. There's no 3D or even 2D world for them to immerse themselves in. At best there's very basic symbolic representations of whatever is happening, if even that. They "entertain" themselves by "playing" an Excel spreadsheet and watching numbers go up, with maybe a few sprite graphics moving around here and there to fool them into believing that they're still playing a video game.

And I'm expected to laugh at Nintoddlers for being bugmen, but not these people.

i'm wrestling with my chicken
i'm always on hentai heaven
the jews did 9/11
and p diddy touched me when i was 7

YouTube shorts be like:
"You'll die if you don't do this. You're breathing right now, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, without even realizing. You breathe in and out 20,000 times a day and if you ever stop for longer than a few minutes, death is pretty much assured. Send this to someone so they'd never stop breathing."

I will finish what you started, Lord Khamenei

The phrase "if buying isn't owning then piracy isn't stealing" is fundamentally true but it doesn't go far enough (partly because piracy was never stealing to begin with but that's another topic). I'd say if buying isn't owning, then piracy is a means of defending your property rights. Just like nobody has the right to reach into your pocket and steal physical property from you, companies have no right to do the same with a digital good that you purchased from them. Piracy is an anti-theft measure.

състейнъбъл дивелъпмънт

The reason "ACAB" is safe edgy isn't that cops are not bastards, most of them are in fact bastards if I'm being honest, it's that the vast majority of people have very few interactions with the police, if any. And if you are frequently bothered by the cops (barring living in a corrupt authoritarian shithole of course) the problem is more likely you than them.

powering my way through traumatic spiraling is getting harder and i have no idea how else to deal with it

rumen radev bulgaria

>when you (a dadcel) come home tired from the wagie cagie and your daughter is proudly and enthusiastically showing you the latest childslop she drew