That Anonymous Coward

@tprophet@defcon.social That face when RyanAir looks like a premium carrier next to Southwest.

@AriCohn@masto.ai @Popehat@mastodon.social Perhaps if you just make some templates up you can save some time & effort. They make the same stupid pronouncements over & over so there really is no reason to spend time making an artisanal mocking for each moron who morons.

@antone@mastodon.social @Popehat@mastodon.social @ThinkingSapien@mstdn.social @SeanDFW@mas.to @AriCohn@masto.ai @NatlSecCnslrs@mstdn.social Slight circular failure as the gov didn't tell them it could...

@AriCohn@masto.ai Not the government, just Lindseybelle. Did he need to take a rest on the fainting couch after he clutched these pearls?? Also can we sue Lindseybelle for lying to us??

@albinokid@nerdculture.de *helps you relive the past* Venti Hot Cocoa, 2 pumps caramel, Extra Whipped. Names Valdez, Juan Valdez :D

@Popehat But but but won't that shake peoples confidence in Congress?

@maxkennerly@mstdn.social Perhaps Elmo is just announcing that the company is no longer supplying toilet paper unless you work hard enough to get a stock award....

@albinokid@nerdculture.de Congratulations!

@hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange Darn... I chose poorly... All I have is this and a bunch of corn warning signs.

@hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange And this is how we know Lesley remembered that TAC is weird but not bad weird. Re-sharing the memory with Tay and not with cyberstalker investigators.

@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange My packrat approach to image grabbing paid off. :)

@AriCohn@masto.ai OMFG Why do you get to have all the fun?

@kashhill@mastodon.social Sorry Kash, but I see this picture in my head and feel better about using my trendy avatar...