Ari Cohn

Absolutely loling at the fact that Lindsey Graham doesn't realize how many people would love to shut down the expressive enterprises that give him a platform and that licensure would make it easier to do just that.

@Popehat Please let me know how to substitute butter for heavy cream please and thank you

Maybe I should introduce Graham to the vast array of people who ALREADY think Fox News has a license that can be revoked for saying naughty ideas.

@Popehat@mastodon.social I'm not going to be any less tired next year, am I

If you want the rundown, with screenshots, it can be found here: https://twitter.com/AriCohn/status/1619116754956951558 I'm laughing too hard to crosspost right now.

@mmasnick@mastodon.social I keep reading the entire complaint over and over again. I'm so fucking amused.

@coreyrayburnyung@mastodon.lawprofs.org I'm so tempted to upload the full thing somewhere. The exhibits are like a ready-made Ari's Greatest Hits

@mmasnick@mastodon.social He forgot to spin, I guess.

@normative@mastodon.social bingo

@Arpie4Math@mathstodon.xyz January 12!

@buermann@mastodon.social Who said anything about him "thinking"