Susan Potter
I talk to machines.
Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech".
Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking.
Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I often get confused for an adult because of my age.
LOL. So much winning... https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/business/economy/trump-global-tariff-ruled-illegal.html
Three statisticians go duck hunting. They spot a duck flying overhead where the first statistician shoots one meter too far left and the second shoots one meter too far right. The third statistician leaps for joy exclaiming, "we got it!"
Despite the average error being zero, there was no duck for dinner. #stats
I didn't know a president could increase the size of your car's gas tank. I used to only be able to pump $27 worth of gas in my car under Biden. Now I can pump $49 worth of gas in. Amazing.
I updated my website and added a /now page which basically is written as if I am filling in an old friend I haven't spoken to in a year what I am doing now: https://www.susanpotter.net/now/
There is a special place in hell for infrastructure engineers who configure their website with the most infuriating Cloudflare settings imaginable for a regular user, simply because their employer's backend engineers can't write scalable code. Medium, I am looking at you.
Can they both lose? Both are deserving of losing.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/28/sam-altman-open-ai-elon-musk-trial
The wildest thing about gas prices going from $3.84 to $5.47 in just two months is that evidence was released by the DoJ that showed Donald Trump was credibly accused of child rape by someone who was 13yo at the time of the incident.
These data center companies are leeches on society:
"A data center drained 30M gallons of water unnoticed (and unbilled) — until residents complained about low water pressure"
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/08/georgia-data-centers-water-00909988
LMAO. The NodeJS/NPM ecosystem is hot garbage and I don't miss it:
"Every developer or CI pipeline that installs this package and has an npm token accessible becomes an unwitting propagation vector. Their packages get infected, their downstream users install those, and if any of them have tokens, the cycle repeats."
https://thehackernews.com/2026/03/trivy-supply-chain-attack-triggers-self.html?m=1
If I never see another K-1 form again, it will be too soon.
Alex Karp is an anti-Constitution treasonous fuck: https://newrepublic.com/post/207693/palantir-ceo-karp-disrupting-democratic-power
Dear Illinois (or anyone in any state): if your health insurance denies you coverage in stupid ways (it is rather common), be sure to file a complaint with your state's department of insurance (or whatever they call it). In Illinois it is here:
https://idoi.illinois.gov/consumers/file-a-complaint.html
These mofos get away with too much. The state should know more of their abuses.
A: When is Pentagon Ken getting fired?
B: Who?
A: Pete Hegseth
B: Doesn't calling him Ken imply he is good looking? I don't see that.
He's not even made for TV. What is his job description even?
All we need now is OpenAI to sponsor a new Giants ballpark in a 10 year deal...
Does anyone remember WBVN?
OpenAI is just copying Anthropic now and it's frontier models are mostly inferior too.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/07/openai-chatgpt-cyber-ai-model-00910704
