mastodon 4.7.3Fuckitologist, Musican, Video Maker, Con Artist, Frophead,
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
MUST KILL "BOB"!
Gave out EVERY SINGLE PAMPHLET TONIGHT
I will be preaching and handing out pamplets at the Denver Art Walk TONIGHT!
since there might not be a wednesday dvival due to my infirmity, heres an update
Don't blame me, I voted for "Bob"
Who wants to join me Wednesday afternoon on TikTok for a live sermon and test pilot for my Sub-G 700 club type show?
Don't have one?
make one, ignore the slop, and find "@jakethefuckbringer"
or "Sub-Genius Of Denver"
@jakethefuckbringer@www.tiktok.com.
I'll give a more exact time later today.
Don't know how to use TikTok?
Its ok. Neither do i, thats why I'm testing this before i make any promises
Its Out NOW. 100% human music. NO AI. Just raw shitty post punk made by a guy who can just barley play.
https://open.spotify.com/album/5uO2arXKCunXnY9Iz8zyLH?si=uhG7mc_GSFazVRKGxAhV5w
I just injected a WHOLE MARIIJUANA, am I gonna die?
Repeal the laws of physics.
They are against my religious beliefs and a form of discrimination
I frankly don't wanna live past 50-60 ish.
I'm young yet. I got a few more decades before I get bored. But the more I see, I'm just like,
Man I'd rather go out crashing the car instead of waiting for it to rust.
Maybe I'm wrong, but living for the long haul just don't seem worth the effort, especially when you're single and won't have any family by that point.
I'll take my balls
and i'll stick em in plaster
I gotta way to get to heaven faster
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is the living slack master
Take my word, imma cool youth pastor
YouTube Version
Now that this music shit is out of the way, i can give writing and pouring my soul out a fuckin rest, focus on actually improving my guitar playing, and im now free to persue other art! while my art collective gets ready,
It's time to do some more "Bob" focused shit. Play more with my visual/perfromance art side.
The only footage I managed to get of my street preaching
So it says it's finished processing but i can't find it anywhere yet. Here's the hype page.
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/pineappledodgeball/post-junk-for-acid-punks
DRINK!
FECK ARSE!
I got rid of all the ai Jesus slop in my tick tock feed and now it's all AI Satan slop.
God fucking damn it
Just thinking of the pinks getting burned alive with death rays, revived, and then burned again just for funsies, makes me FUCKING MOIST
Have a listen to a rough demo of "Short Duration Personal Savior"!
"I've got a pipe full of frop"
Here have YET ANOTHER BOBSONG
I may have just written one of my best songs yet,
"Short Duration Personal Savior"
I've got
A reason to live
And if I don't I got some ways to die
I've got
A reason to give
$40 to some fucking guy
I've got
A problem with cops
Why won't they let me have any fun
I've got
A Pipe full of frop
And when I take a hit I meet my
Short duration personal savior
Short duration personal savior
Short duration personal savior
Short duration personal savior
"Bob" Please wake up now.
I belive that Heroin Bob, was one of the manifestations of our lord. Behold here his martyrdom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi4QJReVWhE&list=RDqi4QJReVWhE&start_radio=1
Yet another assassination attempt on your humble narrator, courtesy of THE CONSPIRACY.
NICE TRY WITH THAT SNOW YOU SONS OF BITCHES!
Slack Radio touched me where I pee
When X Day cums, so will I.
voodoo ranger G Force 11% abv.
Honestly?
Terrible .
It was nasty, too strong and gave me a headache.
I like voodoo ranger but I'll stick to juice force.
11 is just too much
Pretty productive vacation .
Danced with cute girls at a goth show, released a record, killed 2 cases of beer, a bottle of bourbon, a bottle of sake, an oz of weed, 3 cans of nitrous, and some shrooms.
Brought souls to "Bob" and had a pretty bitchin jack off sesh or two.
would yall be down help me with a small project?
I'd like to make a "modern" SubsGenius ad, in the style of He Gets Us, Scientology, LDS.
The premise is simple.
"Bob Is"
"Bob" is the Black goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.
"Bob" is Heaven's One True Policeman.
"Bob" is the gun and you are the bullet.
ect ect
Clips of us desribing "Bob"
just a modern take on that old passage.
short and to the point. what say you yeti?
THIS IS THE U.N.
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED
COME OUT AND DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP