Tiffany

I had a fantab day out with the girls.

I got a chance to be the cool aunt and did my friend's makeup for her first day out in a dress of mine.

I felt weightlessly glamorous all day, floating on the radiance of my warmth, and the scenery passing through me with every step.

My cyclosporiasis seems to be waning seeing as my butt is properly processing the last 3 days over the course of 36 hours.

The divine feminine topological wizardry of taking your bra off with your shirt still on.

I've had my glasses for a month now and the most surprising improvement is my back, shoulder, and neck pain.

I've been cocking my head down and to the right to compensate for my lazy eye for quite a long time.

The world with weight, shape, and depth is great tho!

I missed aching all over after winning a battle with a car.

4 freakin' days to pass and rotors on my best friend's Civic and I feel like I actually accomplished something.

I'm just glad they can keep getting to work safely.

It turns out, yeah, they were right when they said you can't control how you feel, but that also includes malice and whether or not you experience other peoples' feelings.

This world is strange, we take so many things for granted that they define the state of being human.

My therapist quit me today and referred me out.

I'm kinda distraught feeling like there's no safe place to battle the painful hatred and fear within me. I know that's not true but it's still demoralizing.

I'm gonna go take my furies the fuck out on my best friend's brake rotors

I had somehow avoided needing iFixit until tonight.

4-1/2 hrs later and my housemate's PS5 controller doesn't drift and is both smoother and more responsive than before. The third-party Gulikit joysticks that they carry are fantab.

FOURTEEN solder joints per stick holy cow.

I just realized I don't like ASMR vids, they're chewing gum for the eyes and ears to get my OCD to shut the hell up trying to fall asleep.

I /try/ to feel something from them but I don't, like some other things. Why am I faking being normal?!

Context for this is impossible lol

@quephird@tech.lgbt Thank you!! I felt stunning the whole day!

I've lately been breaking free of dissociation and recognizing myself in the mirror only to be struck frozen with awe at my grace and beauty.

Yeah, no, I can't normally see it if you can even believe that. I have a hard time believing it too lol, now that I've seen the light.

I have an acute sense for when people are fruitlessly diminishing themselves because if I was told to do the same I'd wanna show them the door in their face.

Babes, dudes, y'all, don't do that to yourselves. If you can't see the benefit in what you're doing then just don't do it

It's kinda bizarre how well I respond to basically "Hey Tiff, you're way too angry to be justified".

If the blue button doesn't work then all you did is die.

The world deserves to have you in it, push red.

That's so fucking weird.

I kept seeing someone's face in a friend recco and now that she's cut out of my life I don't. It's like she ceased to exist.

What even is my brain? haha

I forgot how viciously I try to get into someone's head when I get malicious.

I went into OCD kinda shell-shock, I haven't lost control of myself like that in quite a while at this point.

Legit, feel free to give me shadow-integration or whatever points, that was messed up lol

I'm gonna start reminding femboys to drink their white monster energy for the day.

Tears running down your face, begging to be released from your torture as you're writing "I am beautiful and awesome" 100x, your steak truly too buttery, your lobster demonstrably too juicy

RE: @Edmonds_Scanner@universeodon.com

My wits are dark and my powers are quick.

I cannot sleep because I'm super gassy and none of these farts can be trusted with the 🌮🔔 lettuce butt plague.

I guess there's a first time for everything, eh?

I've never had an issue applying with my first name before. Who the hell decided I shouldn't be able to change the legal name field? wth

Nobody else is gonna have my last name, I'm not worried about it, it just bothers me.

I think I'm still in burnout somehow.

My body really wants me to be going full tilt at something and there's absolutely nothing I can do for that.

idk I just can't get into a less insane groove

Dream - Marvel's Thor and I were committing insurance fraud w/ a gas station cupcake but he ate half of it in absent minded gluttony at a theater.

We had trouble finding the right tool to fix it at a bougie hardware store so I had the group come find it with me in my basement.q

The clearest evidence for the magic and sanctity of the Divine Masculine is every trans dude I've ever met knows what I mean by "Don Bluth protagonist" and I don't mean freaking Littlefoot.

Brats are a plot by Big Narcissist to sell more people that Don't Want To Apologize

RE: @pa3weg@mastodon.social

"I'm getting asked a lot of questions about my 'Not Piss' mug already answered by my mug."

What does it feel like to have light behind your eyes?

The way Farvel has me playing with the cat fishing rod has me going "Mother! I would like you to simulate POUNCE!"

We all know that girl obsessed with psychopaths but I just realized I know the girl who decided to befriend and interview them.

I've met a bunch of trans dudes that're totally the tits but they're really rather not be.

omfg I just realized that a dilemma is just two lemmas by thinking about "trilemma" just a itty bit longer

See also —
Hypothesis
Thesis
Hyperthesis

However the hell did I end up with this reflex that I shouldn't experience inconvenient feelings?

Shut up, I know the answer lol

I'm just mad that my brain seems to think it's part of my identity because it's superficially similar to my actual actual self.

bet