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Careful everyone there's this scam going around where people buy up all the means of production and try to get you to work on them for less than the value of your labor. You're basically paying them to work
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I wasn't initially into shibari but my friend roped me into it
We should adopt a sort of Nordic model for car ownership in which it's legal to own and drive a car but parking lots and street parking are illegal
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i should change the boot screen so it actually says that thatd be really funney how do i do that
Do you know what it means to "burn a CD?"
I'm living la vida normal
Literally if Einstein was so smart how come he didn't invent Einstzwei
It's fucked up that the new pandemic is called the hentaivirus. Like do i have it?
If Foreskin is so good why is there no Fiveskin
its getting hot 🥰 time for summery executions 🥰
on puppydog internet it's an ARF table
For the price of two pints of hagen-dasz ice cream you can get one delicious mango
Non Americans what's the most American state
Australian process server: I serve cunts
People will take boy underwear out of the washer if you've been away too long but not girl underwear. Pro tip
You're the only* one for me 🥰
* unique up to isomorphism
They call me wittgenstron3000 all language games are isomorphic to chess and therefore theoretically solvable
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@cecilia yeah I think I would've voted Ohio personally, but it makes sense that the us has a reputation of being the yeehaw let's kill you with guns country
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@amy@efdn.club we can now understand why releasing zoroark was so boundary-pushing of them
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@cecilia why Virginia? I feel like I never hear anything about it which I guess is maybe the point?
They should make more plateaus. 99999 plateaus by megadeleuze and turboguattari