Wayne Werner

The 17th gland... for invisibility juice #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

@vicfroh@mastodon.social @clintruin@mastodon.social had a convo with a Catholic friend who explained that literal literally has a different literal meaning here. Like - atomically it's still bread. But /really and literally/ the bread is the body of Christ. But also words 👀👀👀

Hey friends! Is you or someone you love suffering from Legacy Codebase-itis? Does COBOL on the mainframe keep you up at night? Do you deal with a multi-hour, several manual step deployment process? I'd love to come help bring your legacy codebase up-to-date. I can work either on a contract basis or full-time! Boosts welcome! #GetFediHired

Did women just uh... let doctors do that kind of thing? #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Her goodbyers? #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

@diazona@techhub.social or anything?

Oh good, more radiation ✨️ magic ✨️ #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

Wait *what* Dude sits up and you just push him back down? I guess he has been a killer. #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

And God sent a seagull... wait wrong story #Waterworld #Monsterdon

To the true scientist, nothing is impossible? uhhhh... I cannae change the laws of physics! #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

I'm pretty sure you would have to break your neck to die that quick from hanging... and she didn't drop far enough. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill

Oh hey the Shire! #Waterworld #Monsterdon

Another day, another mad scientist sacrificing people on his alter of science. #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Downstairs to the more "comfortable" bedrooms. Muahahahahahah! #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Dang Charles, jilting your lover like that? That's not gonna come back to haunt you. #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Gedro is dead! Long live the Gedro! #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Good thing we have institutions. You mean... like this one? #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

It's wild that people don't look around for tools to break out the rock/bars. #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill

Giant grasshoppers, entirely unprecedented. Military: don't worry too much about it. #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

@whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats This meeting could have been a murder #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill

"I don't wanna talk to that lady" Uhhhh... you were already talking to her? #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

Doctor's trying to help me! With *what*? #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

I've been watching #EuanTheCooper on #YouTube so I'm keeping an eye on all these casks #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill

Bobo? Lobo? Time to carry the body into the OR #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

For a mad scientist you didn't do sound isolation very well #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

That's just part of my job. Just one more service I offer. #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Nothing we've tried so far has been any good. Have you tried the square-cube law? #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

For a mad scientist he has remarkably poor security #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Uh oh, creeping in a girls room #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Inch by inch they're coming closer. My good man, you have never seen a grasshopper jump or take flight? #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

Oh Danny boy... get that sweet sweet R16 #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

I have a hard time believing that the military would be like "you can't come in here" and then "eh, your explanation for this inexplicable thing is definitely nothing worth considering" #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

Ope. I lost the game. #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Those trees look awfully full for having locusts wander through them. #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

They're climbing the building... and now there's Batman and Robin! #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

That movie was wildly good for the first 20 minutes compared to the absolute rest of the movie #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

@Blort@social.tchncs.de that's what I play every night to relax with #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

One *final* treatment #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Oh cool, buried alive. Or whatever. #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Big will or Big Wheel? #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

Ferdinand the bull? #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Captions: "A pony girl" #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Already a couple of creepy dudes! #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

Wait so did the cop really just shove the dude back down in the coffin??? #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

locust is intelligent? Uhhhhhhhh. My good sir. Pretty sure that locusts are just mindless eating & swarming machines. #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

Those incisions don't look like they're doing that well. #Monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd

Wow. That jump scare got me! #Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill

I took every precaution! But she still has radiation burns from the massive amounts of radiation I fired at her! #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly

Why is his assistant so supportive of his obvious failures? #Monsterdon #TheUnearthly