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🌻 thirty something transmasc puppy boy ( he / him ) • pansexual & polyamorous • cat dad & plant parent • gamer • therian • furry • audhd creature • shitposter extraordinaire • book dragon • living on stolen land.
💜 @JigglyWyvern@meow.social • 28/05/2020
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💙 @SleepyCalaban@void.lgbt • 12/03/2024
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i heard there was a secret ooze
that turned four reptiles into dudes
but you don't really care for turtles do ya
they battle crime throughout the night
as splinter taught them how to fight
and from the sewers came a cowabunga
cowabunga, cowabunga
cowabunga, cowa-buuu-ngaaa ~🎵
don't want to see trans people? pluck out your eyes
if you think that promoting safe sex and safe sex education is bad, then you're part of the fucking problem
only a cis deals in absolutes
"waah, people were mean to me because i have problematic views, why :(" it's because you're a cunt! hope that helps
it is my day of birth
why anyone would let their kids play roblox is beyond me
how it feels seeing furry artists using ai
you're just a ✨ bad person ✨ if you're still consuming hp content
do you ever feel
like a plastic bag
in a plastic bag
full of plastic bags
how do you explain executive dysfunction without sounding like you're just making excuses for being lazy. like “yeah i have this disorder that means i can’t cook or clean or have a job or do anything i don’t like, but i can play a video game for 10 hours” ... it just sounds like a lie fr
are you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?
worm on a string fursona
went to see project hail mary at the cinema for an early birthday thing
AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE
get in the crate. you know you need crate time
the bridgerton family are basically queen charlotte’s sims
what's YOUR favourite pokemon? mine is sylveon or fidough
why is making friends so fucking hard
i am only visible today
someone should just take out the health minister
big fursona changes coming soon
my cat: licking her paw like it's the last ice-cream cone on the planet
me: HEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED FUCKING OFF WITH THAT
love being woken up by a stupid jet flying over our house for some anzac day bullshit
i can play a video game for 13+ hours, my attention span is just fine
for people that used to follow @kittyvern@pounced-on.me, they're now on @dracokitty@booping.synth.download
being born on anzac day sucks
growing up knowing that the people around me cared more about celebrating a bunch of old dead guys than me sucked
dutchies of the fediverse, may i please see your sona? 🫶
i'm in the process of making one and just trying to get a general vibe / make sure i'm following the species guidelines etc uwu
got my antidepressants off temu and now i glow in the dark
i'm over on @deerfox@booping.synth.download now!
star's new favourite thing is to sit on my desk and lick her ass ... why are cats like this
[dinosaur noises]
hold me close, young tony danza
jared leto is playing skeletor in the new he-man movie ☹️