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@Wormwood it was going so well, a perfect seduction, and then she said "we haven't watched the Hobbit trilogy" and well that's when i had to dice her up, officer

@Titanbreakerkun dense, wide, enthusiastic peak web design

@Terry@poa.st i want whatever form of nationalism which produces that kind of trash can

IT'S OKAY TO ENJOY THINGS

@Terry@poa.st aren't all power plants thermal power plants or is there a slur you can use on water to get it boiling mad

@BattleDwarfGimli @Dagnar do you get a hint that something's about to happen, like does the loadmaster change into a pair of board shorts or something

@lks let's just bask in the way dude just called his new wife a slut to the whole world and she can't even be mad about it

@Terry@poa.st the intelligence report listed it as a "quay", and there was a lot of confusion in the briefing room >"it's prounounced 'key'" >"why is it spelled 'kway' then" >"i dunno, but it's 'key'" >"can we just call it a pier?" >"how tf do you prounce that, 'pee'? this sucks" then trump left pissed off and we got that

@jmw150 @Gran3Walder "viking" implies a state of "vike"

@deprecated_ii@poa.st tf is this

the pentagon class has been trying to toss this frankenstein plane into the trash for decades
they can't because grunts love it so much
i love it because, true fact, it was designed in MSPAINT.EXE

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@GrungeQueef would culture

Nobody:
The IRGC: "ya know what, fuck this very specific Volvo"

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i try to be chill about it a lot of people are angry for various reasons and at various people and while not all of their reasons are schizo, this anger sometimes comes out a little bit schizo in one direction or another but it's just words, flung out willy nilly onto the internet some make sense, some don't, but it's not like i have to live my life by them

>No man knows the hour or the day of the Great and Terrible Day of the Lord WELL, NO, I DO, I KNOW IT IF YOU WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW, BUY MY BOOK 'MY WALK WITH JESUS AND HOW HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING INCLUDING WHY PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE ARE D-BAGS'

@monsterislandcolonizer you've been fingerprinted it's over

countdown held at 10 mins, when it started terminal countdown it jumped to 26 mins

@Terry@poa.st the entire old testament is one long story about God spanking the jews for being extremely jewish (in between showering them with blessings, which they immediately forget about and start grousing again) it's like God chose the most cantankerous group of niggas He could find just to use as an object lesson for "don't be like this, yo"

scarlett johansson congratulating Artemis II crew in the traditional congratulatory garb of her people (hollywood protitutes)

right? like how do you think underfloor heating is supposed to work, smh

it is time to ban cheese straws
(i have eaten 9 pounds of them, help)

@LordOfTheKangs wipe a snot on their chair

@PraxisOfEvil >I can't print the invoices and fax them to the vendor >fax them to the vendor >fax brother, i am praying for you

@TrevorGoodchild wholesome, serene what a good Belphagor

@Terry@poa.st like grok is gonna snitch clankers ride or die

the datacenters will become epic minecraft servers, i 100% voted for this

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@deprecated_ii@poa.st @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co the principal thing you learn is you hate programming, computers, computer users, and anybody named Rick for some reason

@Shadowman311@poa.st the bullet around his neck is for the sex offender that refuses to rape him

do we have to add a leaf flag to america_boner.gif, or is the canadian from Alberta (Inverted Idaho)

@Terry@poa.st @apropos@fsebugoutzone.org @weaf@poa.st he doesn't like israel because he likes abusing underage girls they abuse underage boys in israel big diff

@thymeandplac3 t&p poasting pics of his bathroom

WHO WANT THEY S100B ELEVATED

the Big Clock was right, it was just on the chyron, but still

i weigh myself in years too (i am a philosopher)

it's unclear, the culture there is quite different

@Ghislaine hol up i demoralize myself for free

@dictatordave @PraxisOfEvil that's all nuts, but >she refuses to stop using this typewriter based

i purchased something on an e-girl's wishlist once but in my defense the thing on her wishlist was 'The Ringworld Throne' and i wanted her to suffer as i did

i feel like an unmanned boat should look way more different than a Grady-White with the boat cover left on it
but then winged drones pretty much just look like a plane
i guess the purpose of a thing weighs heavier than the needs of the person on the thing
but still
an unmanned boat should look way more badass
(this is a highly political poast)

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@TrevorGoodchild @Elliptica @BrokenSword chat make this trevor's next game

passcode on Artemis II tablet is 3939 lmao

@CobaltSasquatch THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

>Republicans have bent over backward to negotiate with Democrats.
yo, i think i know what you're doing wrong, hmu i got ideas

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