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elhadjimurad

@ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

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Coming soon to a beige party near you...ok, I'm here.

Rarely serious, but seriously believes everyone has a right to be who they really are.

Some Toots dramatised for comedic effect.

Avi: Me, white 50-ish male with a blue polo shirt, pointing at the camera, sporting a fine piped-on moustache made from royal icing.

French-speaking Irish Yorkshireman.

569 Followers

338 Following

18 Posts

Joined May 29, 2025

Either:

Either

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Neither

Let's call the whole thing:

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elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

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@Nickiquote @joannaholman @TheBreadmonkey Also, my dad used to say "stay away from sick looking rabbits or you'll get that disease where you can't tell one of your toes from the other. That's right, you'll catch 'mixupmetoesies' ". This was possibly the original dad joke.

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

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@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey *I believe the correct term is "miscremeants".

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

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@Nickiquote @joannaholman @TheBreadmonkey Isn't it only Hershey's that put that in their chocolate?

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

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@emma@orbital.horse @vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de @rysiek@mstdn.social @packetcat@tenforward.social ^ ^ thanks um... I've definitely got imposter syndrome now.

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

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@BenCotterill @Nickiquote @joannaholman @TheBreadmonkey There's a lot of evidence to suggest that, prior to general access to the internet, people in certain parenting roles communicated telepathically like a big hive mind "alert! someone just touched the thermostat" that sort of thing.

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

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@Nickiquote @joannaholman @TheBreadmonkey "But I had to do it yesterday!" "Shut up, Chad, it's part of the job. Clyde, get him in position and insert the 'chocolate kisses' " "Aw Christ, in his *nostrils* Clyde, jeezus, how many times...?"

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 6mo ago

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@TwoClownsEating@beige.party Ah, I thought it was "Mastobend" which explains why I couldn't find it. Well, I mean, it explains why I wouldn't have found it if I had been looking which I wasn't. @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 6mo ago

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@kagan @andrew @surefire this again supports my theory that the best way to diagnose any bug is to tell someone about it!

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

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@vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de @emma@orbital.horse @rysiek@mstdn.social @packetcat@tenforward.social is this thread only for cats?

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

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@BenCotterill Also, I really like this one and will add it to my own repertoire i.e. steal it...

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

I see there's been a meeting in Rome between the leader of a group of actual and alleged child abusers who believes he was chosen by God and the Pope.

#Trump #Pope

beige.party

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

Hahahaha! I love it.

Vance's trip to Hungary actually **worsened** Fidesz's chance of winning. Trump, Vance, Orbán, you bunch of gormless, self-important fucking clowns.

Orban’s Chances of Winning Hungary Election Drop After JD Vance Rally

https://www.newsweek.com/viktor-orban-hungary-election-jd-vance-rally-11804123

#USPol #Hungary

newsweek.com

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 6mo ago

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@TwoClownsEating@beige.party I still think we have a strong case for renaming Mastodon, "Mastoben", TBH @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 10mo ago

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I thought it was positive because it clearly shows that they are literally lying and then misrepresenting the facts. I also had a wonderfully positive toot to send you but I started typing that one first because ADHD... 😬

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 10mo ago

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 🤗

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 10mo ago

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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party During the Tory party conference, some shadow twat made comments about Motability cars and ADHD. There's a really interesting report on this programme from 08:00 on this. From 11:33 they talk about the actual stats and take apart the same bollox Streeting was spouting: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0m8l4c2?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile Very enlightening.

More or Less - Are millions of people getting Motability cars for anxiety and ADHD? - BBC Sounds

BBC

More or Less - Are millions of people getting Motability cars for anxiety and ADHD? - BBC Sounds

Farm tax, ADHD benefits, Movember claim and Tim’s marathon.

elhadjimurad @ElHadjiMurad@beige.party

· 5mo ago

I bet there's lots of Trump supporters complaining that the US hasn't got strong enough gun control right now...