was that "become a millionaire by turning one tomato into hundreds of thousands" guy shitposting or just really stupid
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Benedict Astromagus
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faster than a:
laser bullet
louder than an:
atom bomb
chromium-plated:
boiling metal
brighter than a:
thousand suns
everybody makes fun of porn games like "you know you can just look at boobs on the internet"
the point isn't to see the boobs it's to combine the boobs with the thrill of victory
immortan joe how about immortan cheetoh in the dang white house
i'm going to feed myself entirely with beans i grow in my backyard
no i don't know what vitamin deficiency is
no i don't know what a growing season is
they should've made a map game of dune
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@whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats i see a lot of reviews from mufos so probably
it is a widely available cult classic though so they might've just watched it on their own
name a more iconic duo than male fantasy authors and misogyny
the correct way to ask a british person where the toilet is is to say "excuse me, i'd like to pay my respects to margaret thatcher"
ffs don't put an empty brita pitcher in the damn fridge what is wrong with you
game where the english dub options are "Canada - Toronto" and "Canada - Hoser"
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@esvrld@normal.style just sidestep whenever he charges and he'll crash into the wall and stun himself
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@Colophonscrawl@monads.online it's a pseudonym, gotta keep a low profile when you come back to life as a baby
turns out the megaman arcade game is pretty easy
there's a simple two step process to getting good at fighting games
1. fuck it
2. we ball
i got to the part of GTA5 where whatsisname the boring guy's daughter goes on an america's got talent analogue and embarrasses herself and i decided "this sucks" and stopped playing
i need a philosophy major to watch this movie so they can tell me about the freudian implications of using your dad's sword to kill your stepdad
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@soft@normal.style why on earth would someone make this claim
are they afraid their mom will listen
everybody loves a den of vice but nobody gives two shits about a foyer of vice
now watching: La Jetee (1962, dir. Chris Marker)
i wish i'd seen this before i saw 12 monkeys
now watching: a movie that sucks https://letterboxd.com/film/quest-for-the-mighty-sword/
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what do you mean "it doesn't sound anything like him and also he doesn't write songs about weed"
who are you to pigeonhole an artist
in the cyberpunk future horse girls will be mech girls
*clears throat* cod pastor
it's turd strike yall it's feet fighter pee
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@alex@allpro.social i've forgotten which part of karn evil 9 is which, is "1st impression part 2" the part that starts "welcome back my friends to the show that never ends"?
does making stock from human bones count as cannibalism
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@horsefucker_thicc@monads.online i watched the first three so i have to watch the last one or it'll sit in my "almost complete" collections on the letterboxd stats page forever
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the sand photography in this movie is incredible
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the sand represents society, which we live in
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movies like this are exactly the reason why i'm a sicko for black and white films
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@wohali unfortunately i have toxic masculinity so i can't cry at things but a few movies have gotten me close
now watching: https://letterboxd.com/film/the-priest/
i have no idea who morgan wallen is but apparently he's a "country superstar", which explains why i saw so many women dressed Sort Of Country downtown yesterday
Shelob She80 microprocessor
time for some shaw brothers https://letterboxd.com/film/hex-vs-witchcraft/