Guys, I'm sorry, it's been a real struggle
It's been taking all of my willpower not to call it "the Hentai virus"
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Previously known as AhTheGreg@mstdn.ca (until that exodus), Gritty_Greg@Mastodon.lol (until that shut down), @gritty_greg on Twitter (until it was sold to the Octagon man), and known for such hits as: getting into a twitter spat with Piers Morgan and using the F-word, like, a lot
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Joined March 25, 2026
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Business Analyst
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Football (Atletico Ottawa, Liverpool), F1 (Vettel 4ever)
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It's that time of the quinqunnial already! Hooray!
Replying to
@lovemakeshare the real April Fools are the launch windows we passed along the way
Ahahahahhahahhahhahha
Day 2 of the Work Week from hell BUT the standing desk (which sports two monitors) is in standing mode and I have a million episodes of Ferry Corsten's Resonation Radio podcast on my big giant headphones so at least I can feel like I'm headlining at a trance festival.
Replying to
@Dianora @lovemakeshare At least it's an untested (with crew) Orion spacecraft instead of a issue-prone Boeing Starliner. I guess?
Replying to
@lovemakeshare @Dianora Yeah at least we now a lot about how the SRBs can work/go horribly wrong
Woah, they've burying the lede on the #CanPL changes: In addition to the new maybe-awesome-maybe-catastrophic offside rule, there's a new playoff format, updated salary cap info AND a change-the-direction-of-play for time wasting rule I've been in love with since I first heard it pitched in someone's EPL podcast. Might be an interesting season!
Hooray! The city's potholes gave one of my summer tires a big dangerous bulge. $1000 in new run flats and the flash winter I would have caused by getting my tires changed over today has been postponed by a week!
RE: @rollingstone@flipboard.com
It's almost like taking meth, steroids, extra testosterone, and smashing your own face bones, while being completely ambivalent about long term consequences, is in fact not a viable long term strategy
Ahhh Ottawa international airport, where you fly to your connection in Montreal or Toronto or Vancouver to go someplace real.
RE: @associatedpress@flipboard.com
I mean, with the way US air traffic control is functioning there's a decent chance the FAA will kill him anyway by accident.
Hey! Louise Arbour! Excellent
Goddammit
RE: @associatedpress@flipboard.com
(Man City is also two games - or potentially 6pts - behind Arsenal in the schedule so...your mileage may vary)
RE: https://flipboard.com/@associatedpress/sports-uv5v9mtcz/-/a-kmEAF8KFRuSRoK1ARbN6fA%3Aa%3A3199720-%2F0
This should be the end of FIFA.
It won't be. But it should be.