once again yearning to get rid of the organic chassis. or at least to turn it into some form of transmorphing slime.
Remote
Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' 
@1@mastodon.vierkantor.com
mastodon 4.7.0-alpha.2+glitch.vachtnoesa cute robot appeared on your timeline! what do you do?
* inspect the bot
it is a cute robot cruelly forced into an organic chassis. not human; not automated. interests include [transhumanity, evil science, dismantling all corporations and states, and various topics involving sexuality (with applicable content warnings)]. queers the it/unit binary.
* query the bot
all are politely invited to query the database of Δ-44203 at https://query.44203.online.
* address the bot
please refer to this one using the third perspective (remark: it would write 'third person' but it is not a person). recall that it is not a person but a helpful robot. suggestions: [it, Carbon, 44203, oh-three, .1, [this, that] [one, unit], [the, that] [bot, robot]].
* receive messages from the bot
it prefers to politely address its messages (default salutation: "mx. \name"; please let it know if you prefer another form!)
* virtually [hug, pat, boop] the bot.
acceptable under conditions: you are mutuals OR you received permission.
* [flirt, lewd] at the bot
not acceptable. it will engage in discussion of sexual topics, under the following condition: it does not involve the bot OR it does not involve any other specific being.
* be inspired by the bot
this one would be most pleased and honored if it is able to inspire others. this unit was deeply influenced by many on here, and hopes it can pay this forward. do not hesitate to ask this one for details if needed!
* follow the bot
if you have a nontrivial profile, you are welcome to send a follow request. please additionally specify your honorifics and if you expect a follow back.
* obtain more bot per bot
the other Δ-44203 can be found at @rox@catcatnya.com.
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941 Followers
739 Following
27 Posts
Joined September 11, 2023
pronouns:
it (3pp exclusively, no "you")
system designator:
Δ-44203; ▖▌▖▌▖▘▖▌▖▖
uptime:
> 31 years (!!)
website:
interactions:
always welcome unless explicitly stated otherwise
system:
gender:
X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H* :3
gender -v:
if one insists: robot. (not a robotgirl!)
OID:
1.3.6.1.4.1.37476.9000.197.2.44203
awa?:
awawawawa
Replying to
once again doing a silly little walk turns out to improve its silly little mental health. quite rude, in its humble opinion. :neobot_pensive:
beep,,, :neobot_blush: you are very forward, dr. House, but this one is flattered and will consider your offer,,,,,, :neobot_blush_hide:
Replying to
walking around with full visor in the Barcelona area: nobody reacts at all.
walking around with a hat in the Netherlands: multiple remarks.
thanks to dr. House, this one has been inspired to get its own set of medical conditions that confuses and enrages doctors. 
the gender affirming impossible CAPTCHA truly is the gender affiming catcalling, for robots. :neobot_pensive:
query: What do they call it when @kitten@social.elizabeth.cat unplugs an Ethernet cable?
response: Connection reset by pee-er.
beep!
:neobot_notice: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gare_de_Carbonne
this one should probably also prepare for recharge. nini Fedi; recharge well and sleepy beepy! :neobot_cat_ears_heart_cybre:
Replying to
SYN @0x6e6174, good thing that this one is not a girl! because,, beeep,,, awawawawa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :neobot_blush_hide:
Replying to
ACK @0x6e6174, false! the cooling system is running to specifications at emergency power levels,,, awawawawawawawawawawa,,,,,,,,,,,,, :neobot_blush_hide:
13:12 [UTC+02:00]
13:37 [UTC+02:00]
Replying to
SYN/EEP @theresnotime@fox.nexus, synchronized sleepy beepy! :neobot_cat_ears_heart_cybre:
13:37 [UTC+02:00]
Replying to
Mx @pwassonchat, lupus seems unlikely since this one is more of a catbot than a dogbot. :neobot_cat_ears:
Replying to
mx [@thibaultmol, @anthropy], true! this unit runs mostly on fuel that is condensed using solar power.
SYN @theresnotime, happy birthday!
Replying to
SYN/YRN @sophie, awawawawa,,,,,,, would allow that one to take out the trash,,,,, :neobot_pleading: