#paranoia

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Because another designer recently put out an RPG called Violence, the NSR discord started talking about Violence by Designer X from 1999. Turns out it was re-released via CC-NC-SA. So everyone should read this work of art. It is satire, from the guy who brought you Paranoia. “What Is a Roleplaying Game? Brother, if you don’t know, this is not the place to start.” http://www.costik.com/Violence%20RPG1.pdf #TTRPG #OSR #NSR #Satire #Paranoia #ParanoiaRpg #GregCostikyan

Good news citizens! Friend Computer is rolling out a new program where high ranking citizens can receive Friend Computer's announcements early, and take advantage of new truths ahead of the proletariat! #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #trump

Yeah, so this summer broke my dog. A week of intermittant fireworks, followed by a week of intermittant thunderstorms, and now every evening she looks up at the sky through the windows as if in terror. And leans against us a bunch. It's pretty sad. #DogsOfMastodon #fireworks #paranoia

"Biological limits are real, but digital potential is infinite. We have to prioritize the intelligence that will save us over the biology that slows us down." -High Programmer Jeff-U-BEZ-3 Starting immediately, drinking water rations will be reduced by 25% to help support thirsty local Data Centers. Thank you for your compliance. #ttrpg #paranoia #bezos #AI

@dean_barnett@mastodon.social Invisible trucks carrying millions of gallons of invisible algae in the dead of night to sabotage the #ReflectingSwamp is more plausible to the #NarcissistInChief than admitting he made a mistake. (I'm surprised he hasn't blamed #Obama or #Biden specifically... yet.) #DementiaDon #RepublicanismIsAMentalDisorder #Paranoia

Good news citizens! Friend Computer is awarding itself the distinguished Alpha Peace Prize. No other entity has won the same war as many times as Friend Computer! So far, FC has won the war against communism 38 times, and counting! #ttrpg #trump #hunter #paranoia

If birthright citizenship is overturned, absolutely anybody’s citizenship can be challenged. For example, the government could decide that Ellis island had insufficient vetting, and invalidate the citizenship of all people who are descendants of those who entered the US there. #paranoia #trumpsucks