Weather:
People : Mercy!
Weather: OK, what about 35C?
People: We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Two days later
Weather: You know what? Fuck you, here's 45C.
People: Mein leben!
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Your Future Ex
@yourfutureex@metalhead.club
mastodon 4.7.3May express opinions some call bullshit. According to @derthomas@metalhead.club, I'm "a great source of metal that is so complex you need to listen to it with a calculator at hand". @Patuleia@metalhead.club does not allow me to toot funny stuff. There are times when I toot nothing but links to music from the heavier end of the spectrum - you've been warned.
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Certainly:
A bot
Stuff I'm looking for:
See pinned entry
Slides in pieces:
TIL that there are lots of YT videos providing advice to couples who struggle with the shared blanket, defining it as a relationship dealbreaker.
WTAF dude and dudette, just use two blankets.
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There is a limit of how far I can go in fixing docker containers on my parents' NAS. I just simply don't possess the mental bandwidth to start wrestling with YAML files and configuration setting just to breathe life into qBittorrent and overcome a "The connection was reset" error message.
I should have picked a different industry, defo not IT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"The ingredients of the RAID log have been named after the four horsemen of corporate apocalypse, except each horse has a dashboard, expired Excel licenses, and no confirmed owner."
Him: Say "happiness".
Me: Happiness.
Him: Say "I ate happiness".
Me: I ate happiness.
Him: Shout it.
Me: I ATE HAPPINESS.
Him: Now without the "h".
Me: I ATE APPINESS.
Me:
Me: Oh.
"Text a coworker at a random time 'did you mean to send that to everyone?'"
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@inanedirk@metalhead.club It is a flawed preview of the future, our today, where cars might be flying, but people don't have cellphones.
If you are into the genre, a definite must IMO.
It is apparently the second dog who picked me as their human. Odd.
I want to return, I just can't
Tap metal
This.
This will either be the coolest shit, or, knowing AppleTV's Foundation series, the biggest bomb of next year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79GPZSQHBk
Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
The cloudless starry night at the middle of the effin nowhere in the Hungarian Plains is the perfect backdrop to some instrumental #PostRock:
#Törzs & #BarabásLőrinc: Egy Pillanatban a Végtelen - Live at Hortobágy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rytg20a8Om4
https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=rytg20a8Om4
TÖRZS & Barabás Lőrinc - Egy Pillanatban A Végtelen (Live at Hortobágy)
It took me a good 10 minutes to recognise which song's fragment (that whale-like part) came to my mind suddenly. Brain freeze passed:
#Leprous: The Sky is Red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj6fM2KpyOA
https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=nj6fM2KpyOA
There are so many things to love about this video: the floppy bass drum, the sous-drummer, the rate he's going through sticks, him missing the china, the ferocity he's attacking his gear with.
Anyway, this one song, an excellent one for #MittwochMetalMix, sparked a whole discography re-listen.
"Endtime ballads" for @DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club's #ProgTuesday:
#CrippledBlackPhoenix: Sceaduhelm
Queen's "Live in Budapest" remastered video to be released this summer
Replace the word "narratives" with "lies".
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Also, this proves that GPTZero is trash
Mark 8th May in your calendar - for @DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club's #ProgTuesday:
#Karcius: Darkest Heir
https://karcius.bandcamp.com/track/darkest-heir
I've submitted a 100+ page paper and I've added Order 66 and its definition to Glossary.
For @DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club's #ProgTuesday:
#Shagohod: A Curse That Hides a Door
https://album.link/i/1882676103
Our inventions split their cocoon
And the whir of wings was deafening
Rain down and bring
A gentle time
Sounds like a Massive Attack x Tom Waits song is due tomorrow
Yeah, I think at ~70% of the votes processed, a 69% supermajority is OK
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@derthomas
Johnny Cash is dead - we have no cash
Steve Jobs is dead - we have no jobs
Kevin Bacon, please don't die
I wonder why the YouTube algo thought I'd be interested in videos which advise on how to treat the "males leaking after peeing"-phenomenon :thaenkin:
as in "worse than" Regardless of the outcome: how do you get rid of them?
> as in "worse than" Regardless of the outcome: how do you get rid of them?
How does one attach this to MOLLE?
I have just witnessed a writer submitting his draft novel to AI to check for inconsistencies and to suggest improvements in storytelling, because "it's better to correct those oversights before submitting to an editor".
I guess this is what a slow motion trainwreck looks like.
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@satsuma@dice.camp Truth be told, I wasn't even aware such issue exists in the first place
#Invincible S04E08 was kinda anticlimactic