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going back in time like the terminator to kill whoever invented the crossover suv
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ask not for whom the crab raves
it raves for thee.
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red dwarf redemption, open world game where a Scouser, a cat, a robot, and an asshole, roam around and empty space derelict and solve extremely minor side quests.
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john darnielle voice: this song's called 'going to paisley '
chuck norris fact 127.
chuck norris does not need to breathe.
because he is a dead body.
the only air escaping him now is farts from the gas build-up in his abdomen.
the british press gather at the door of ten downing street to see if andy burnham will emerge and see his shadow, predicting six more years of austerity.
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@jbjrkng@hachyderm.io we know but a sizeable chunk of British voters are all wannabe hall monitors