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Michael Valkenberg

@valkenberg@chaos.social
mastodon 4.6.9
  • Open on chaos.social

Mostly post cat pics and political snark.

He/him

#Cats #Politics #Books #Science #Beer

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Joined November 25, 2022
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 2w ago
Instead of staying home like a responsible cat parent, I went out and did stuff all day. So for this #caturday you don’t get a picture of one or both of my cats, but instead pictures of cats I took at the Franz Marc exhibition (https://www.kunstsammlung.de/en/exhibitions/franz-marc-en-2026 ) I visited. #art
Kunstsammlung Nordrhein-Westfalen

Franz Marc

Discover the world of Franz Marc!

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 6mo ago

If you follow me, you know Lilu by now.

Lilu is one of the friendliest, cuddliest, dorkiest cats I have ever known. She is not among the smartest.

Last night Lilu spent more than an hour walking through the flat making licking and spitting noises. I grew quite concerned, but she still ate happily, and when it was bedtime she had stopped.

This morning I saw that SOMEBODY had been chewing on my chili plants.

#catsofmastodon #caturday

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 5mo ago

When it comes to pictures of logs rotting in a swamp, this one is the equivalent of a Rembrandt painting…

#Mosstodon #fungi

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Strandjunker@mstdn.social „Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.“ - Terry Pratchett
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 7mo ago

If you come a bit closer, Lilu will boop you on the nose. Or pat your head and lick your nose. The latter is more likely, tbh.

#caturday #catsofmastodon

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 9mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop @scrivenerapp@mastodon.world I bought it based on your recommendation with a vague „I might actually write one of those books someday“ in the back of my head. Never wrote a book, but it is a *great* tool to plan long RPG campaigns in.
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 6mo ago
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@crussel@mastodon.gamedev.place Yeah, my wife said something similar, and then we had a good laugh…
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 8mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop ANovo Nordisk also has facilities in other countries, including the US.
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 7mo ago

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 7mo ago

Björn Höcke ist in Düsseldorf, und bei der Gegendemo stehen die Pfadfinder neben der MLPD…

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 7mo ago

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 7mo ago

One of those…

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 7mo ago

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 10mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop I always said that for Scotland you need Kevlar umbrellas.
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 6mo ago
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@joat@mastodon.scot That is the deal, isn’t it? We get to feed them and care for them, and in return we have to miss them for the rest of our lives. And it‘s still worth it.
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 6mo ago
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@datn@xoxo.zone I did not think to ask…
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 6mo ago
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@jabgoe2089 Well, ideally the first, hopefully the second. With Lilu, we‘re not really expecting any learning to happen.
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 10mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop Just wait until the Home Office discovers gold teeth…
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 7mo ago

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 7mo ago

Ich finde wirklich, darüber sollte mehr geredet werden. Denn was die #noafd hier immerhin fordert, ist die Legalisierung von Koranschulen in Deutschland!

Das sollen sie doch bitte ihren Wählern mal erklären.

https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/innenpolitik/afd-programm-schulpflicht-100.html

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· 7mo ago

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 7mo ago

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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@mwshook@pdx.social I always thought the collective noun for a group of bankers should be „a wunch“.
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Michael Valkenberg @valkenberg@chaos.social
· 6mo ago
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@nigelharpur@musicians.today Na, Lilu doesn’t assign blame. That smells too much of problem solving, she’s not good at that.
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