mastodon 4.7.3Some weirdo who writes books and grows heirloom beans. She/Her
My exact brand of neurospicy is open to debate, but I have learned that with enough enthusiastic questions, I can get a lot of otherwise normal people to infodump about their job or hobbies, which they often do with a sort of incredulous air that anyone wants to listen. LIKE I WOULDN’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MUSEUM CONSERVATION OF FABRICS!? @Drezil@toot.kif.rocks
I never say this, but you want to watch this commercial, and I suggest you be somewhere that you can cry a bit without anybody caring. (Damn ninjas cutting onions somewhere in the house…)
https://at.tumblr.com/tkingfisher/i-bawled-and-i-havent-cried-at-a-commercial-in/2ojvfspe28qf
Man, my brain is REALLY not firing on all thrusters today. Got halfway to the grocery store and realized I’d left the dog in the backyard, went back, get to grocery store, discover I don’t have my wallet. Even for me, this is a day.
@sigridellis@wandering.shop Now I’m just waiting for the dudebros to roll in and tell me I was doing it wrong. 😛
No one even has to guess which one I am.
@ethicsinbricks@mastodon.online
@Mimesatwork@wandering.shop Ironically, I absolutely make my living these days on self-pub and selling way fewer copies—but I probably needed the brand recognition of traditional pub to get to that point. (Also Livejournal.)
@sigridellis@wandering.shop Fortunately other Real Authors are stepping up to say “Nope.”
@Skiriki@mstdn.social @stavvers@masto.ai My fifteen seconds of Tumblr fame!
@adrienne@social.treehouse.systems @ionizedgirl@toot.cat @swetland@chaos.social *bones gently crumbling to dust*
@sigridellis@wandering.shop yaaaay life!
@mkellis@hachyderm.io oooh, cool!
@DrNerdLove@mastodon.social None of us do…
@Nycteris@mastodon.art Oh no! Well, what I did was just wander from gym to gym and if I was getting murdered by high level critters, I was in the wrong area and ran away.
@stavvers@masto.ai Legit.
@bug_gwen@mastodon.online I really feel for whoever has to go through and rename all the Quaker moths.
@graydon@canada.masto.host @KBSpangler@redwombat.social I believe it would be trumpeting, wouldn’t it? For most pachyderms, anyway.