Tyler Auerbeck

Just said the phrase “Someone is getting high on their own toots”.

And I think that’s it folks. The peak of comedy. I may never say anything this funny again.

Now if only they could get along this well all of the time #cats #dogs #frenemies

Listen. All of this #AI nonsense is fine. But I’m still back here in the past being blown away by scheduled messages to avoid the “why are you still awake this late” question.

There are a handful of #conferences I was set to give talks at in 2020 right as the world was figuring out what #COVID was. I stayed home because my daughter was young and I just didn’t want to take the risk. But I do still get a bit sad when they roll around each year. #FOSDEM is definitely a big one at that list 💔

My very own #PussInBoots #CatsOfMastodon

Welp, after burning more hours than I care to admit trying to get the #helm #lookup function to work as I’d expect, I’ve once again come to the conclusion that if you find yourself reaching for this particular lever… you may want to consider if that’s what you actually want to be doing

The number of directories just named random curse words shows the amount of fun I’ve been having with #rego and #gatekeeper today

That being said, I’ve got it to do exactly what I wanted 🤩🥳. So seems the frustration was worth it.

Me: *wakes up to furnace being out*

Also me: * reads headline * “Polar vortex to unleash dangerous cold blast in northeastern US”

Me, again: Did the universe just tell me to fuck myself?

Testing out posting in three places from a single app via Croissant: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/croissant-cross-posting/id6670288979

Past me leaves some #brilliant notes

Well shit. #W2 is here and now it’s officially 🎵the worssttt time of the yearrrrr🎵 #taxTime

Anybody know who I can talk to at #AWS about a question about an OSS project and use of the free tier for CI?

I mean I feel like I know the answer to this, but don’t want to get too far down this hole before meeting a brick wall.