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Tristram Brelstaff

@tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
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Software engineer/web developer. Retired 2024. Just in time.

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Joined May 24, 2022
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 4mo ago
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@johncarlosbaez@mathstodon.xyz I seem to remember reading that James Watson got banned from organic chemistry lab work for trying to heat benzene over a naked flame. After Watson famously started "The Double Helix" with "I have never seen Francis Crick in a modest mood", Crick thought about starting his autobiography with "Jim was always clumsy with his hands. One had only to see him peel an orange".
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 2mo ago
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@ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk A few months ago, I made a modified version of this picture as a form of 'art therapy': https://mathstodon.xyz/@tristrambrelstaff/116205699704133731
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Tristram Brelstaff: "More #artTherapy: Women of the Middle East expres…" - Mathstodon

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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 6mo ago
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@baldur@toot.cafe Wow!. So good software engineering is necessary after all. Who'd have thought it?
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 7mo ago
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@mrundkvist @annabmeyer The fact that a river crosses a mountain range actually indicates that the river was probably there before the mountain range rose. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rivers_by_age
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 6mo ago
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@tante A real Wizard of Oz moment. You peek behind the veil expecting to see clean shiny code full of insights and best practices but instead you find something that could have come from a 1970's hacked up version of ELIZA.
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@jkanev @alda (Not entirely relevant but... ) That reminds me of the old Yellow Pages heading: "Boring see Civil Engineers"
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 3mo ago
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@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party "He waffles near the subject but is obviously not really sure what he's talking about." That sounds like his mind has been replaced by an LLM
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 6mo ago
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@codinghorror The very wealthy are a danger to the operation of democracy in the same way that monopolies are a danger to the operation of markets. And they should be regulated and restricted in the same way.
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 6mo ago
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@algernon Also, it can worth building things even if they are not worth building, because that is how you learn how to build things.
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 6mo ago
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@mrundkvist I think even Ken Thompson would have difficulty implementing Unix on a 1kbyte ZX80. But fortunately I was already onto an i486 machine by the time I discovered Linux.
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 6mo ago
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@mrundkvist It was back in 1997 that I came across a Red Hat Linux box in our local bookshop and suddenly realised that now I could actually Unix machine at home. This possibility had never occurred to me before that moment. I had always assumed that Unix was just for universities and big companies. This was the second great "Aha!" moment in my computing career. The first was when I came across an advert for the Sinclair ZX80 in the August 1980 issue of New Scientist in the local library and suddenly realised that now I could actually have a computer of my own at home.
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 7mo ago
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@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us I gave up on Labour membership when Jeremy Corbyn failed to come to an agreement with the Greens and Liberals. He might have actually got into power had he done so. I think that such an agreement will be even more necessary now that Labour are bringing 16 and 17 year olds into the electorate.
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 20mo ago
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@aral@mastodon.ar.al Trump is pushing to become the first US president to be assassinated with a harpoon.
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 6mo ago
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@db The clowns are in charge of the circus!
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@johncarlosbaez I just misread the title as "Inepta Mathematica".
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 9mo ago
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@Gargron@mastodon.social We need to identify the companies that are funding and supporting this. And then target them with as much negative publicity as possible.
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@dpiponi@mathstodon.xyz Why shouldn't the voters themselves decide which electoral district they want to belong to?
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Tristram Brelstaff @tristrambrelstaff@mathstodon.xyz
· 43mo ago
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@drmaddkap@meow.social It is the suit he wore on the Moon but it shrunk a bit in the wash.
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