If Canadian TV networks had any balls, they'd have scooped up Stephen Colbert by now.
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Todd Bee 🇨🇦, 🖕🍊
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How many times can I jump on a chair, yell 'the floor is lava', scream 'I win', and laugh maniacally before my wife punches me in the nuts?
"In A Big Country" is about the band's first tour in Canada, where it can take 3 days just to drive through Ontario.
Samuel Adams: Our citizens should have a god-given right to surgically attach the arms of a bear to their own shoulders.
U.S.A. founding fathers: That's a little weird, but I don't see how it could be misinterpreted, and I guess we can add "right to bear arms" into this document.
Tuesday: Air conditioner
Friday: Furnace
Dying wealthy man thinks about his childhood sled.
The dead rise from their graves, decide to eat the living.
Replying to
@dotjayne Thank you for your purchase of a Ford F150 2.0 truck. The gas pedal is now the brake, the brake is now the gas pedal, the steering wheel now tunes your radio, and the radio dial steers your vehicle. Have fun!
Replying to
@Daojoan@mastodon.social We're basically the equivalent of going to a buffet restaurant with the intent of limiting yourself to grilled chicken and steamed broccoli, but two hours later, you've stuffed yourself with fried foods, cheese, and dessert.
I really really really really really wish that Canadian band Great Big Sea had have released an album entitled You Next Tuesday.
Replying to
@msbellows @geekysteven I remember my parents having an outdoor charcoal bbq made of bricks, and I think they lit it with both fluid & newspaper.
I haven't checked this out in-depth nor have I installed it, but I was just made aware of the existence of Maple Linux:
Dances With Wolves And Grogu
Sonic Youth implies the existence of Tails Youth, Knuckles Youth, Amy Youth, and Shadow Youth.
Canada wishes to bestow a grand honour upon the 47th President of the United States of America. A hydroelectric generating station under construction on the N (Niagara River), will be named the Dam N Donald Trump.
RE: @SecureOwl@infosec.exchange
And this whole time, I thought it was about getting your money back for a defective McDonald's burger. #TheMoreYouKnow
Republicans? More like Repugnanticans, amiright?
Gonna start doing this at work & forward this article to my boss when I get blowback.
Lying on the floor can help you feel less overwhelmed. Here's how to do it and why it works.
https://www.businessinsider.com/floor-time-why-it-works-how-to-do-it-2024-6
BREAKING: Target Corp. sues ticks, alleges copyright infringement on brand's iconic bullseye logo.