Starting a new MAPLE movement, who's in?
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Ohhhhhh, I get it now. It's called the Commonwealth because historically, it took the meagre wealth of the commoners and redistributed it to the aristocracy.
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@JdeBP@mastodonapp.uk Or, someone does know what they're doing, and they're trying to tear open Source *nix operating systems out of the hands of regular people so that "regulated" OSes will be the only ones that are legal to run and the masses will be monitored and controlled.
This is the winter that never ends
It just goes on and on, my friend
Some people started shoveling, not knowing what it was
And, we continue shoveling forever, just because.....
Saint Patrick led the serpents out of Ireland so that Samuel L. Jackson could have motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane.
My oven element just started sparking & burnt itself out. BBQ in 3°C & overcast weather for the save.
Not unlike an Escher drawing, this breaks my brain. But, I 100% endorse this message.
Hey, let's take it easy on the C-Suite folk eating the meals their companies make. I mean c'mon, they usually pierce skin with their fangs & drink human blood, so they're not used to people food. 🧛
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@javensbukan 1) have you installed Linux on it yet?
2) could you play Doom on it?
90% of the friction in my marriage comes from the fact that I'm a perfectionist & I like to get things done right, while my wife has a "there, I fixed it" personality.
I Want You To Want Me, Myself, and Irene
#RetroMovieASong #HashTagGames
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@utzer
3) Encourage everyone you know to also not go to the USA
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@snap2grid@mastodon.social What?
Peter Thiel said you can catch Legionnaire's Disease by using AI? It must be true.
Fucking capitalism, and fucking for-profit healthcare
Do Americans
Like Japanese poetry
Time for a high coup
It's 18°C in the suburbs just outside Toronto, and now I want to brew some homemade iced tea!
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@tendstofortytwo@social.treehouse.systems I once sat in coach 5309, and that Tommy Tutone song played over the crappy GO train speaker the whole trip.
Daylight Time has arrived in Ontario, yet the clock on my VCR continues to blink 12:00
Old news, but I'm not embarrassed to admit that after watching the Barbie movie, I enjoyed it while my wife did not.
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I've fucked up at work before, but not destroyed-$300-million-worth-of-advanced-technology fucked up.
There's nothing wrong with The Killers, but TD Bank's decision to licence a song from an 🇺🇸 band for their commercial, when we have so many great 🇨🇦 artists is asinine. Do better Toronto Dominion.
I'm a grown-ass man, but I still don't like it when my foods touch on my plate.
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@mogwai_poet@mastodon.social Not to mention, you don't want to be driving down the road only to notice youre dragging a moose with its tongue stuck to the metal car.
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@cmconseils I'm not that dumb. I know Pennywise is trying to draw me in.....
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@astronomerritt@hachyderm.io Lucky! We've got 30cm of snow on the ground, and -17C in Toronto. 🥶 ❄️ Enjoy your beautiful day! 🙂
Tired: Shrinkflation
Wired: Completely redesigning your product so it's smaller, advertising it as "using an authentic _____ recipe", and winning a Best New Product Award.
Every day, I think the regime in the Unhinged States of America can't do anything more disgusting, and every day, I find that I'm wrong:
https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/ice-just-detained-a-7-year-old-canadian
Detaining a 7 year old autistic child is just ugh. I don't have words.
Behind the scenes of the "sweeping Windows changes" announcement.
- Microsoft, probably
A collection of some of the things that will be illegal in California & Colorado if they don't stop their overreaching age-verification-by-operating-systems bill:
vehicles, stoves, refrigerators, washers, dryers, printers, headphones, thermostats, televisions, set top boxes, DVD players, CD players, robot vacuums, security systems, fast food ordering kiosks, wireless routers, home automation devices, .....
I know there's a shit-tonne of more pressing problems in the world, but can someone get on making it easier to separate romantasy novels from fantasy novels when searching book catalogues?
You can't spell clock without the word cock, so fuck Daylight Time.
No soy un robot
You all know the old saying: if you can't beat them, annex them.
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@sheepfilms@mastodon.social Fun fact: if you plug in your game controller, you can drive the bus from here
There once was a turtle named Quack
Who rolled and got stuck on his back
He had not a plan
To get upright again
Said this situation is wack
A movie about The Beatles, but instead of being musicians, John, Paul, George, and Ringo are mecha pilots fighting to save the world from invading Kaiju.
Imagine this: you're born, you find out you're the son of god, but none of your friends can come to your birthday because it falls on Christmas. Then, to add insult to injury, you're upstaged by a fat man in a red suit whose name is an anagram of your arch enemy.
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@astronomerritt@hachyderm.io Oh, mayhap that's not a current picture.....
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@nxskok@cupoftea.social Ontario had the same thing. No Sunday shopping until about 1993, or 1994 I think.
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@robitaille@hachyderm.io Crazy fog here today. Warm air hitting the snow cover that's still on the ground. According to TWN, we had a worse winter this year than Calgary.
Google hitting us early with their April Fool's Day joke.
Google to release new version of Chrome every two weeks beginning in September
https://www.androidauthority.com/chrome-two-weeks-3645868
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@robitaille@hachyderm.io How's things? The cherry blossoms out in full force yet?
Plain yogurt: for all those times when you want to eat something that tastes like sour cream, but isn't sour cream.
Happy Mar10 Day to those who celebrate.