Swurl

why is it in this day and age of instant communication no one feels obligated to follow up on ANYTHING

"yeah I'll get back to you in a week, bug me if I don't"
bug them after a week and a half
"bro chill, I'm working on it"

@Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co @Nudhul@shitposter.world @zonk@shitposter.world person at my old job had a vespa covered in furry stuff. They got fired for something, never found out what tho

@Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co @protos@tsundere.love she is cute I will protect her

@zonk@shitposter.world hahaha nice vanity plates here are terrible, like the most inscrutible or inane shit you can think of 2 notable examples are "ummmmm" and "heyitzme" not to mention the elventy billion teslas with "spark" or "zap" ​​

everyone I know with a bsky has turned into a weird pervert

old lapfox tracks are mixed so loud holy shit

honestly I kinda want a M series macbook but I can't justify buying one at the prices they're at
but if I'm to expand into iOS development I kind of need to
using a hackintosh in a VM is about as much fun as smashing my penis with a big flat rock

I'm looking at Thinkpads can you actually fuck off please eBay

GEE GEE NICE TRY

in a match where no one was trying and the other team had 6 cheaters?
sick of this positivity

turns out servers have better performance when the CPU fan works go figure

jfc they're outsourcing fucking SUICIDE HOTLINES TO FUCKING INDIA "uhh sar the AI translates for us and gives sentiment analysis"

Orion Browser is actually getting pretty usable, I like it

@Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co @zonk@shitposter.world I don't want that kind of heat dawg, I wanna fade into the background

ban India from the internet NOW

I just got and ad that was like

Do you want to 3D print your own bar of soap?
SOAP FILAMENT

no why the fuck would I want to do that, that's retarded

w-what is it?

RE: @NoveltyBot@mastodon.social

what the fuck is wrong with pythonfags
stop using this shit ass language for stuff it's not for

yeah check out my backend infrastructure, it's written in MATLAB

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @nierenstein@poa.st @WoodshopHandman@poa.st @mint@ryona.agency @bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar Osu also fucked up a bunch of people

@zonk@shitposter.world is it cool and have you put gay stickers on it yet

@Nudhul@shitposter.world @Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co @zonk@shitposter.world there was a truck around here that was covered in bad dragon stickers, it had a flared chance as the gear knob

@zonk@shitposter.world wow gen z just doesn't give a shit IG

@zonk@shitposter.world is he foreign