Ada Swordlace

Could God give Himself a hog so massive that He could not crank it?

girlbossing it

🎼
LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE
LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE
LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE
LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCOOOOOOOOORE
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Idk felt good

Vintage

so I'm out getting my weekly Mac and cheese, I sit between two drunkenly affable cis dudes. at one point, we discuss our shared admiration of goth chicks.

promptly forgetting about me which was very gender affirming, one guy says "I met this girl last night" and pulls up this girl's Instagram account to show the other guy, she's one of the local transbians I haven't met lmao

I have seen her insta content tho so I was like "oh yeah I've seen her around she's cool"

the other guy says something to the effect of "what do I gotta do"

” I've got some extra estrogen you can borrow?"

"ah damn no thanks, I've already had too many veggie burgers"

hey, if you were a weird autistic girl in Aurora, Colorado in the mid-90s, and this [girl] and her little [sister] followed you home once and played puyo puyo on the Genesis with you for like 3 hours before her mom took her home and you never saw each other again

uhh

call me

Any takers?

gotta give the MBTA a hand for this one

Weird dinosaur

"How did you two meet?"

"I briefly dated [mutual friend]"

"[Visible confusion] Wait she's a lesbian?"

And I got that from a friend who's known me for ages 🥰

I always feel so much more human when hanging out with other anarchists

Lesbians deserve to have cute dicks if they want

I got a new hole today

holy fuck i want this weird lil guy so bad

average Thursday

IT IS TIME FOR CATS

Take a long wank off a short pier

"I don't want to live in a mind where every piece of good news has to be immediately escorted out by a committee of caveats."

Oh yeah I'm totally over her

she says, as she plays that song and breaks into great heaving sobs about it all over again

Yeah if I'm gonna be any animal it's specifically a jackrabbit

I got another extra dick today

Today was great, my friends took me out to a brewery for lunch and there was a really fuckin good band and they played a Youngblood Brass Band cover and I talked to the sousaphone player and then I went and got some merch but maybe I shoulda got all their numbers instead