daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people
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sasha solomon
@sachee@macaw.social
mastodon 4.7.2#1 at funny best comedian. professional dingus.
powerful + dangerous. diet coke. queen of #graphql. prev tech lead/staff software eng @twitter@macaw.social, @medium, @pierrecomputer. bffs w/ @msol@macaw.social. she/her
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Joined November 14, 2022
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a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4+ men? that's a startup
idk what stage of life this is but i'm lint rolling my dog's sweater of his own dog hair for family photos
i'd probably win the olympics tbh
robert jordan writing wheel of time
who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose”
i think there are different types of cringe
there’s being authentic even if it’s silly and then there’s whatever clavicular is
*me flipping through shows*
now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with
she’s a comedienne now???
i did my first ever stand-up comedy showcase @heliumcomedypdx back in november and i finally got around to posting a clip
p.s. lying to your doctor is totally fine everyone does it
wiener feels like it's always spelled wrong no matter how you spell it
Replying to
it all started with jynx and mr mime and it was a slippery slope from there
now it's just sexy bipedal birds
i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend
protect your nymph boys everyone
just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe
excited for musk to help the u.s. govt run more “efficiently” just like he helped twitter 🙃
ok i need slay the spire 2 to have scores so i can prove to @msol@macaw.social i'm beating him
im good on breaking news for a while thx
i made a separate candy bowl for my (sicko) friends who like whoppers
every great artist has a 1000 year old cat with ~serious medical issues~ that at least once a month is like “hey guys my cat needs 10k in treatments so i’m doing an art sale”
still tryin to figure out what i’m doin with my life
i have a recurring nightmare where i drop a case of diet coke and wake up in a cold sweat
someone help me interpret this??
new neighbors moved in next door and they like to keep their windows open so now i can’t porky pig it in my kitchen anymore
oof bill burr on snl: 2006 called it wants its jokes back
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@zoeschiffer
oh no the guy that lied to our faces in every all-hands meeting after the takeover
balloon arches have a chokehold on millennial women
@msol@macaw.social just reminded me that ed sheeran was in game of thrones
should we be wiping with the glue part of the toilet paper is that good