Ryan Booker

RE: https://bne.social/@rae/116303926464277943

In case you needed a reminder that conservatives are fascists just waiting to bloom.

The screws are tightening.

I think my favourite thing about Bluey is how switched on all the parents are. Bandit and Chilli instantly play along with any random game… and every other parent they encounter plays along too.

TIP FOR PUNDITS: Hunting for an engineer to blame is not a good strategy for stopping future errors or remedying past ones.

Inferred internet reply advice:

Always remember your personal bug bears are more important than whatever the person you’re responding to has expressly said they want.

The kid counting down before jumping off the couch: 4… 7… 18… Go!

Siri, add A to the grocery list.

Ok, I've added A to the grocery list.

Siri, add B to the grocery list.

Who's speaking?

*swearing*

Why exactly do we care that Kyle Sandilands, renowned dickhead of some decades, has been sacked?

When I tap on privacy settings in Tahoe, it takes about 5 seconds to switch the detail view, and about another 10 to show all the items like microphone, calendars, etc.

Bonkers.

I defy you to find a worse avatar picking UI than in the Apple Contacts app.

Kid just Dutch Ovened himself. Comedy gold.

I don’t know what to do with myself. I’m all caught up on the Rest is History.

I guess the international post packs Cotton Bureau use are made of diamonds or something.

Is it a marketing driven nickel and diming grift? Fucking kill it.

Core Audio has been stuffed for how many macOS versions now?

Finally with this live stream we’ll have proof that the earth is flat. Take that!

Aussie style:

PMs address to the nation was basically: Don't be a dick. Good night and good luck.

Reframe: complaining about “slop” apps might be gate keeping.

The kid's developing a North Queensland accent (we aren't in North Queensland).

Noice, poie, gorn, orff. 🤣

I'm going all in and trying for filim.

There’s a John Deere kids channel.

If you have something bookmarked in “Later” on Slack, and those posts are deleted because of the retention policy, it seems you can never clear the bookmarks. You’re stuck with a little red count badge forever.

One day an RSS reader will solve that issue where occasionally someone’s feed will repost everything they’ve ever written.

Uncomfortable laughter.

Robots are pretty great for modernising a Rails 5, Bootstrap 3 app.

I wish the robots would support JJ natively.

Awesome. We've reintroduced a "your mac always actively steals your AirPods from the device you're listening on" bug.

My @overcastfm@mastodon.social seems to be stuck with a base speed of 2x. Ie that’s what 1x plays at.