Pulled the first zucchini from the garden today.
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@rory@noauthority.social
mastodon 4.6.8Senior sales manager at Invigaron. Ask me how to get in on Invigaron’s inverted wealth funnel.
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The wife is currently making hoodrat koolaid pineapple spears. I will let you know tomorrow if I lose my job, abandon my family, get a bass system that rattles for miles and start smoking newports.
I’m pretty sure Bill Gates is the closest thing to a real life comic book supervillain. I bet in time we discover he’s behind the alpha gal tick epidemic to kill people through anaphylactic shock and push his 3D printed zombie meat on the surviving population.
Remember when Spencer Pratt spent his savings of $10 million on crystals and miscellaneous shit when he thought the world was going to end in 2012? Even with that he would probably have more fiduciary skill handling LA than any Democrat.
Love me some Taco John’s. Grew up on that long before I ever had Taco Bell. https://youtu.be/-B1V_0i1fc0?si=3ljNp2EpJ77bg2uk
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@DaddyO@noauthority.social Velma with probably do that thing you like without complaining, junkies!