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Robey ☠️

@robey@messydesk.social
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A wizard appears. He looks grumpy.

I was the guy behind eggdrop, paramiko, the sidekick ssh client, kestrel, and many smaller projects. I've been in 3 unsuccessful bands and I'm one of the 23 people who finished reading "Gravity's Rainbow". But I'm primarily known for making a dumb Fibonacci joke online in 2011.

#programming #retrocomputing #firmware #leftist #content

545 Followers
174 Following
25 Posts
Joined October 08, 2022
Location:
San José, California
Disposition:
gay (they/he), pale, quiet, antifa
Nerd topics:
distsys, firmware, retro computing
Blog:
https://robey.lag.net/
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5d ago

I don't know what everyone's complaining about

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5d ago

this continues to be the best cover of an animal collective song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN40VlBwqRU

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5d ago

i'm still reeling from the firefox ux debacle.

it so obviously should have been a new theme. make it the new default theme and that would be a good way to let people discover the theme system.

instead it seems to be some low-level hack that messes up EVERY theme! it bypasses the theme system completely. so anyone discovering the theme system (like me) becomes doubly frustrated.

for the Nth time, i'm loudly wondering how we get firefox out mozilla's hands. the elves left a long time ago

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 1w ago

i continue to not understand why "aura farming" posters (people who want to be popular, like celebs or journalists) post on private networks like bluesky/threads but then make it very difficult to *see the post*

like, if you post something to threads, but i can't read it unless i open a private browser window and turn off javascript, maybe this is not a great way to go viral?

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 1w ago

there are a lot of different ways you could spell "apt list-versions", but "apt-cache madison" was not in my first 1000 guesses.

this toot sponsored by: vscode pulled in a buggy version of electron that sets all ux elements to be circles, and the only fix is to downgrade.

after the "firefox is all circles" crisis of this morning, i see that today's theme will be "everything is circles now!"

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 3mo ago
i wonder how much damage "the day after tomorrow" did to people's abilities to take climate change seriously
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 4mo ago
for some reason, the authors have chosen to paywall this paper away where nobody can ever read it but this is my jam today: "On the Design of Segmented Arabic Numeric Display" https://www.semanticscholar.org/paper/On-the-Design-of-Segmented-Arabic-Numeric-Display-Bedair/4b67247a59c62f9edcaf171efe8c9f66acccb02f
semanticscholar.org
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 6mo ago

if you wanted to install your own apps on your phone, you should have bought a phone that wasn't one of the only two phone types allowed to exist! it's a free market, baby!

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 2mo ago
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@beyondmachines1/116667890787158422 my favorite part of this is that the embedded post, complaining about AI, is clearly slop-written itself it's not just X, it's Y etc
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BeyondMachines :verified:
@beyondmachines1@infosec.exchange
You gave a stranger with no soul and no skin in the game the keys to everything you own.
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infosec.exchange

BeyondMachines :verified:: "You gave a stranger with no soul and no skin in t…" - Infosec Exchange

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5mo ago

i see we're in the '"find out" phase of the CDC trashing its own reputation.

"authoritative info on hant--" shhhh. zip it. sit down. be quiet.

you don't get to say "carrots give you cooties, vaccines turn you into a yeti!" and then retain any respect or authority. you have been sidelined and ignored. shut up & go home. leave space for actual professionals to speak.

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5mo ago

alone, in my lost email drafts folder, with an ancient timestamp:

Subject: planet madness

Body: low low prices

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5mo ago

i have my own shorthand i prefer (2nd image)

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5mo ago

i hope the sgt at arms helped pose for this photo because he's sympathetic

(not everyone in TN is an asshole. they just run the place)

@BrianJopek@mastodon.world

mastodon.world
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5mo ago

spent most of the last week very slowly getting NaN boxing to work in my toy language, and i'm not really sure it was worth it

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 4mo ago

the surest way to detect a european in a photo is to look for clothing that's loudly branded as "USA" or some label considered obnoxious in the states like HOLLISTER or LEVIS

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 12mo ago
Replying to
@frameworkcomputer @phoronix i strongly suggest you stop posting until you have time to compose a thoughtful response to the discovery that you are funding alt-right extremists. posting as normal makes it look like you don't care.
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@swetland haha yeah mine went by "mud PL" for a very long time :)
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@swetland one i got a lot of mileage out of: compute pi very badly to a requested precision (which doesn't get even a few digits right until 1000 rounds)
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@swetland the one i'm building in my garage :D "zukte"
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 7mo ago
@ryanc this would fit right in as a monologue in "the phantom tollbooth" 😂
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 19mo ago
Replying to
@technomancy@icosahedron.website i've wondered idly about this... i made my server's delivery use exponential backoff and only discard after about a week, but i wasn't able to find out if there's a "consensus standard" retry time https://code.lag.net/robey/squidcity/src/branch/main/src/config.ts#L121
Cinnamon Rangers

squidcity/src/config.ts at main

squidcity - tiny activitypub server

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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 22mo ago
Replying to
@joelfreak 👋
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 17mo ago
Replying to
@gudenau if you don't find a bigger server, i run a tiny one on masto.host here: messydesk.social
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 46mo ago
Replying to
@clacke @f00fc7c8@kind.social oh yeah, no argument that our concept of moderation has gotten *way* more sophisticated since the 1990s i think the original post was about predecessors... i don't think any of the "mesh" networks back then had block lists, at least i can't recall any in fidonet or wwivnet (you could also argue that there are several activitypub-based networks but only one that calls itself "the fediverse")
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Robey ☠️ @robey@messydesk.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@aphyr@woof.group oooh... "splash of bourbon" is my favorite hack for french toast batter too
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