"Declare that Sir Kier Starmer MP is the worst Prime Minister in British history." https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/765481
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"A petition to keep the parachute regiment the same" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/761430
"Mark The day Of the Loyal Sons of Benagh as Benagh Day and make it a holiday" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/766927
"Get rid of the adopt me sequence in the eggs and make it randomized again" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/763181
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"Turn Colchester castle into a weatherspoons" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/768922
"Make it a legal requirement for drivers to stop when a cat has been hit" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/767497
"Bring back triple cheeseburger in McDonalds" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/768167
"To make prune in sausages illegal!" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/768891
"Make the CEO of Warhammer/GamesWorkshop change his legal name to James Workshop" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/768964
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"Bring back the steak and stilton roll in greggs" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/767081
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"Stop handwaving away nearly every petition that gains traction on this website." https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/771707
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"Put estrogen in our tap water PLEASE" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/766338
"This Petition title is that The nessie should be the national animal of scotland" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/775887