campbell
one time I yelled at a convention and they had to make a rule about it
get off mastodon.social
delegate of south philadelphia
theoretically writing about mobile games
football is my monsterdon
posts cheese and beer pics
whatever type of guy you think I am I’m not him
uncredited cameo appearance in Man vs Snake: The Long and Twisted Tale of Nibbler (2015)
Clearing my schedule to watch an advertorial sizzle reel live
The more I think about it the more it follows that a guy who seemingly hasn't has a bite of fresh food his entire life would have thoughts like "cars are the best" and "bike lanes should be illegal"
I walked to four different markets today and the entire trip from door to door was one hour
Everyone wants to scale up to monetize everyone on earth but no one wants to solve a single problem that comes with doing that
Just finished Project Hail Mary (2026) and I enjoyed it but god damn if that movie is practically allergic to taking itself seriously