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I started to tuck the ID badge away, but Lena caught my wrist.
“What is that?” She tugged the badge free. “It’s blank.”
“Psychic paper. Works great for getting through airport security, too.”
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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Her sudden, mischievous smile eased the mood. “It’s a lot to process, I know. I’m thinking of putting together a pamphlet. ‘What to do When a Dryad has the Hots for You.’ What do you think?”
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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“If you’d have let me into your mind like your friend here, I wouldn’t have needed the gun.”
That was where the headache had come from. I grinned and tapped my head. “Blame that on the fish in my brain.”
Deb stared. “What the hell are you talking about?”
“Telepathic fish.”
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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minor spoilers for Magic ex Libris 4
‹You uplifted a crow’s intelligence and taught her to teleport?›
‹She taught herself.› I smoothed the feathers by Kerling’s neck. ‹Don’t ask me how.›
‹Welcome to Rise of the Planet of the Corvidae.›
(Revisionary, Magic ex Libris 4, by Jim C Hines)
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“You turned me into a newt!”
He tilted his head and said, deadpan, “You got better.”
“Oh, no. Quoting Monty Python isn’t going to make this go away.”
(Unbound, Magic ex Libris 3, by Jim C Hines)
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Whatever else he might have said was lost as he finished his transformation into a lean, black-furred wolf. He lowered his gray-dusted muzzle to the floor and sniffed. His lips peeled back in a low growl.
“Oh, cool,” I said.
“What is it?” asked Lena.
“I can understand him.” Jeff wasn’t speaking a true language, but the fish in my head could pick up the thoughts behind his vocalizations.
(Codex Born, Magic ex Libris 2, by Jim C Hines)
[Does anyone know if that's canonical? Babbel fish translating werewolf?]
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Building a non-deterministic, single player game of Snakes and Ladders inside a spreadsheet using only formulas was relatively easy. I can even edit the board layout on the fly.
Building a non-deterministic, multiplayer game of Monopoly inside a spreadsheet using only formulas is proving to be a little more difficult.
But I'm undeterred on the matter of the possibility of building it.
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Jefton signed an appointment for the new Minister of Finance only to be told a day later that Atholart, his appointment, was a prizewinning stud goat.
The news that the appointment had been officially commended by the Council of Envoys did little to comfort Jefton.
(Souls In The Great Machine, Greatwinter 1, by Sean McMullen)
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Lena wore old jeans and a black leather motorcycle jacket over a tight-fitting T-shirt of Groot and Treebeard. The caption beneath the two walking trees read, GOT WOOD?
(Revisionary, Magic ex Libris 4, by Jim C Hines)
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“The fountain of youth?”
“From what I’ve been told, it was more like the mud puddle of youth...”
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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“Can you walk?”
“Have I mastered the skill? Yes. Can I demonstrate it at this particular moment? I’m not sure.”
(Revisionary, Magic ex Libris 4, by Jim C Hines)
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There were plenty of books that described magical fertilizers and spells to empower plants. With the right combination, I could grow Lena’s oak as tall and strong as Jack’s beanstalk. Though given the end of Jack’s tale, perhaps that wasn’t the best plan.
(Codex Born, Magic ex Libris 2, by Jim C Hines)
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Toni Warwick pulled a small roll of purple duct tape from her belt. She used utility scissors to snip the end from one of her dreadlocks, and sprinkled a few strands of hair onto the sticky side of a square of tape. She slapped the tape onto John Wenger’s shoulder. “This should let me track you, and give us limited communications. Please don’t scream into the duct tape.”
(Codex Born, Magic ex Libris 2, by Jim C Hines)
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I hadn’t wanted the ring. Gandalf said that ring was trouble, and eleven-year-old me believed him. I had wanted Frodo’s sword, Sting: an elf blade, one light enough for someone like me to use. Frodo’s tormenters had been goblins and orcs; mine were the bullies down the street, waiting at the bus stop to play another round of Punch the Nerd.
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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“This is what I am. I can’t stop any more than you can stop seeing the world in color.”
“Actually, the rods in the eye only see black and white, and they require less light than the cones, so if it’s dark enough—”
“Shut up.” She gave me a playful smack on the arm.
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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The CHAIRMAN: Are you loyal to this country, Isaac?
Mr. VAINIO: How do you mean?
The CHAIRMAN: There are hundreds of you libriomancers scattered throughout the world, and thousands of other creatures. Vampires and merfolk and werewolves and bigfoots and Heaven knows what else. What assurances does this committee have that you won’t turn against the United States of America? How do we prevent people like you from selling your abilities to the highest bidder?
Mr. VAINIO: Maybe you could start by not treating us all like potential criminals and terrorists.
(Revisionary, Magic ex Libris 4, by Jim C Hines)
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“Pretty cool, isn’t it? If I had more time, I’d tell you how it worked.”
“He would,” Lena said. “Even if you asked him to stop.”
(Revisionary, Magic ex Libris 4, by Jim C Hines)
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“Then let’s learn what we can before the due processes of the law get in the way.”
(Souls In The Great Machine, Greatwinter 1, by Sean McMullen)
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I would have been fascinated by the prospect of a living gorgon, a creature thought to exist only in myth. I would have loved to see an MRI scan of her head. I had always been curious about how the serpentine hair might work. Each snake presumably had a brain of its own. Did they have independent thought, or was it more of a hive mind? And did the snakes eat? If so, what happened to their meals? Either their intestinal system needed to link into the gorgon’s, or else the gorgon would need some truly potent shampoo.
(Unbound, Magic ex Libris 3, by Jim C Hines)
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“Hi,” I said brightly. “I’m here to give you the chance to surrender. I figure it’s what the Doctor would do.”
“What doctor?” Potts snapped as he recovered. “Who are you talking about?”
“Doctor Who?” I threw up my hands in exaggerated disgust. “Never mind.”
(Revisionary, Magic ex Libris 4, by Jim C Hines)
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Lena laughed. “You’re practically glowing.”
“I’m having a good day.” I could feel the books calling out to me as I walked through the third floor, moving unerringly toward the familiar shelves. So much magical potential waiting to be brought into this world. “Even before I learned what I was, books were my escape from the world. This place . . . bookstores, libraries . . . they’re the closest thing I have to a church.”
“So you stopped here for a blessing before wading into the lions’ den?”
“Not exactly.” I grabbed a book and dropped it into my bag. “K’s Books is more than just a church. It’s also my armory.”
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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Free time is only for the free.
(Souls In The Great Machine, Greatwinter 1, by Sean McMullen)
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I found nothing that looked like it would destroy metal while leaving her oak intact. The sonic screwdriver from Doctor Who might have worked, having been canonically established as being ineffective on wood, but nobody had ever figured out how to use the controls on the blasted thing.
(Codex Born, Magic ex Libris 2, by Jim C Hines)
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“Between them is strung a double wire called an antenna, after the ancient Anglaic word 'antenna'."
"But they’re the same word," said Glasken.
"Fras Captain, manual says antenna is named after 'antenna,' so antenna is what I says.”
(Souls In The Great Machine Greatwinter 1 by Sean McMullen)
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I work so much as the extension of a machine that perhaps I have come to resemble one.
(Souls In The Great Machine, Greatwinter 1, by Sean McMullen)
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He can do the work of ten men—in fact when I did my noon inspection yesterday there were ten men sitting idle and only Orion working.
(Souls In The Great Machine, Greatwinter 1, by Sean McMullen)
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“If we ruled the world, I guarantee you they never would have cancelled Firefly,” I countered.
(Codex Born, Magic ex Libris 2, by Jim C Hines)
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“The closest Porter therapist would be Doctor Karim. I assume Pallas assigned you to her when I was removed from your case?”
My silence was confirmation enough.
“I’ve got her on speed dial. I consulted on one of her cases last year, a bakeneko with bipolar disorder who was living as a barn cat in Ohio. In her manic phase, she liked to reanimate dead mice and chase them through the house.”
“Wait, how do you treat a shapeshifting cat for bipolar disorder?”
“Stress management techniques, a light box for winter, lithium when she’s in her human form, and diet control. Particularly the catnip tea. Don’t change the subject.”
(Codex Born, Magic ex Libris 2, by Jim C Hines)
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Trust is a choice. Actually, trust is more of a desperate, hopeful guess based on limited information.
(Revisionary, Magic ex Libris 4, by Jim C Hines)
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Mr. VAINIO: Aren’t I supposed to be sworn in on a Bible?
The CHAIRMAN: For security reasons, no books will be permitted in the chamber during your testimony.
(Revisionary, Magic ex Libris 4, by Jim C Hines)
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“It’s not all bad. I spent a lot more time cataloging and researching than I did in the field. I’ve gotten to hang out with magic-users who were born centuries ago, and seen things everyone insisted were impossible. I’ve been to space twice. I even tried a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.”
“From Hitchhiker’s Guide? How was it?”
“Not a clue. I remember taking the drink, and I remember waking up two days later. In Ontario. Wearing a nineteenth century Mountie uniform. Everything else is a bit of a blur.”
(Revisionary, Magic ex Libris 4, by Jim C Hines)
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“Pay attention to how you’re feeling and what stories you’re telling yourself about what happened. This isn’t your fault, any more than it’s Isaac’s. It’s the fault of whoever sabotaged your magic. Jeneta, have you talked to any friends since the presentation? Gotten out of your apartment?”
Jeneta shook her head.
“Then that’s your homework. Go for a walk. Text a friend. Give yourself a chance for a little normalcy.”
“We live across the hall from a werewolf janitor.”
“Normal is relative.” Dr. Shah smiled.
(Imprinted, Magic ex Libris 4.5, by Jim C Hines)
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“How exactly did Pallas react when you told her how I had found the other libriomancer, and the thing that came through the book after us?”
“I have a harder time reading autistics, but—”
“What?”
She blinked. “You didn’t know?”
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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“My name is Isaac Vainio,” I said. “You smashed my library. Prepare to die.”
(Codex Born, Magic ex Libris 2, by Jim C Hines)
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She tilted her head to glare at me over her sunglasses. “If you diss Silverstein, I will hurt you. I’m talking chainsaws, machetes, and a fire-spider in a very uncomfortable place. Smudge has my back on this. Right?”
Smudge turned toward me and rubbed his forelegs together.
“Traitor.” I skimmed the poem. “Whatif?”
“You never get the whatifs? Never worry about your house burning down or Smudge getting eaten by an owl?”
(Codex Born, Magic ex Libris 2, by Jim C Hines)
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“Isaac’s not here right now,” I said through the pillow. “He’s home in Copper River having a nightmare, probably brought on by bad Cudighi. Leave a message, and he’ll get back to you as soon as he wakes up.”
(Unbound, Magic ex Libris 3, by Jim C Hines)
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@An0n@beige.party
"Kinda"?
I think it's more than just "kinda scammy".
The account was established very recently. "23 Tem 2026" Tem = July
It's masquerading as a moderator.
The link provided is a blind redirect link, no telling where it's going. (Anyone got a locked down VM they're willing to open that shit in?)
Here's the Report Abuse form for the URL shortener they used: x.gd/en/contact
Report this shit.
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“It started as a picture of the poem’s geometry . . . but then I got frustrated and turned it into a plan for a tiny steam-powered airship for Smudge. He’d provide the heat for a tiny, fireproof dirigible, and there would be eight little straps he could use to steer.”
(Unbound, Magic ex Libris 3, by Jim C Hines)
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“I’m going to get that rocket back to Woomera on time if I have to strap a saddle to it and ride it there."
(Souls In The Great Machine, Greatwinter 1, by Sean McMullen)
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“The undead I can handle, but I am not sure I can take another MRE.”
(Harvesting 1 by Melanie Karsak)
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“What is it with you and brown jackets?” Lena asked.
“There were two reasons I wanted that jacket,” I said as I slipped the new one on. It was a little long, but not horribly so. “Doctor Who—the tenth doctor, specifically—was one of those reasons.
“And the other?”
“Don’t tell me you’ve never seen Firefly?” I shook my head. “You and I have work to do when this is all over.”
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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“With Nidhi, I learned to love rock climbing and skydiving, country music, fresh malapua, and old episodes of M*A*S*H. Before her, Frank Dearing taught me to love the earth, the feel of the soil, the pride of the harvest, the satisfaction of a long day’s work. Those loves don’t go away, exactly . . . but they fade to make room for the new.”
“So if you and I . . .”
She winked. “Yes, there’s a good chance you’d turn me into a devoted Doctor Who fangirl.”
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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Jeneta didn’t care for the plot, and the characters were so wooden you could lash them together and make a raft, but the author had an obvious love for technology. His descriptions were almost poetic.
(Imprinted, Magic ex Libris 4.5, by Jim C Hines)
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Minor spoilers for a single character (Jennifer Latona), trans representation in Magic ex Libris, long passage from book 4
Jennifer Latona had been my boss at the Copper River Library for several years. I’d been working as a cataloger for the Porters, and my job at the library was the ideal cover, letting me requisition and review new titles for potential magic.
Back then, Jennifer hadn’t been my favorite person in the world. To be fair, the feeling was quite mutual, and I’d probably earned her disdain....
Our relationship had changed eight months ago. By then, all of Copper River knew the truth about me. Some immediately stopped by asking for magical favors. Others treated me like a minor celebrity.... But most folks treated me no differently than they had before, something I both needed and appreciated.
For that acceptance, among other reasons, I’d bent the rules from time to time in the beginning, before the police and the FBI started cracking down on illegal magic use.
I hadn’t expected Jennifer Latona to show up at my door. I certainly hadn’t expected her specific request. After talking with her for three and a half hours and seeing how much it meant to her, I couldn’t turn her away. We ordered an old Dungeons and Dragons manual via Interlibrary Loan, which I used to create a magical item known as a “Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity.”
Traditionally, this was a cursed item used by immature dungeon masters to torment their equally immature players...
In this case, however, it had been a gift, one that Jennifer—now Jason—had dreamed about for much of his life. From what I’d seen, Jason seemed far more relaxed and content than Jennifer ever had.
I’m told that when a woman from the FBI Magical Crimes division stopped by a week later, Jason raised enough hell to bury half the U.P. in sulfur and brimstone. He shouted that what was under his clothes was none of the government’s damn business, loud enough to draw the attention of everyone in the library and probably anyone in the neighboring buildings as well. He threatened to sue for everything from harassment to unreasonable search and seizure. He called up the ACLU and the National Center for Transgender Equality right then, using two different phones and putting both organizations on speaker so they could listen in.
He received an official apology from the FBI three days later.
(Revisionary, Magic ex Libris 4, by Jim C Hines)
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“Check out this one. ‘Dream Deferred,’ by Langston Hughes.” Slender brown fingers sank into the poem, emerging moments later with a raisin held between them. “You think Hughes was going on about raisins? It’s a metaphor.”
She left the “duh” at the end unstated. Shaking her head, she popped the metaphor into her mouth and said, “He packs every syllable with hope and fear and desperation, until the words are ready to explode. How can you not feel that?”
(Codex Born, Magic ex Libris 2, by Jim C Hines)
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“You believe in aliens?”
“I’m dating a dryad, and you pulled a snake out of your phone. You’re going to draw the line at aliens?”
(Codex Born, Magic ex Libris 2, by Jim C Hines)
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Lena shook her head. “I’ve already made my choice.”
I waited. She folded her arms, grinning mischievously.
“Well?” I said.
“I choose you both.”
“I— What?”
Nidhi chuckled. “That’s pretty much what I said, too.”
(Libriomancer, Magic ex Libris 1, by Jim C Hines)
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“You turned your car into a UFO,” I said.
He looked over his shoulder at me. “How do you know I didn’t turn my UFO into a car?”
(Unbound, Magic ex Libris 3, by Jim C Hines)
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