Them: [Sends follow request.]
Me: Hey, thanks for the request, but I don't recognize you. Why do you want to follow me?
Them: I've seen your content on the public feed and I want to see more of it and on my home feed.
Me: [Does a vibe check on the account. They pass. Accepts the request.]
Them: [Never fucking interacts with me again.]
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