Nicholas Conrad

@wafflesies@infosec.exchange Hey, it's you 🤯 good stuff 👍

I think we are talking about different things. Men are judging the physique in isolation, women are judging what the physique is likely to indicate in his personality. The before photo looks gregarious and easy-going, the after photo looks high-strung and high maintenance. Think about the typical lady's romance novel, there's the meet-cute, they go on a couple of dates, and only after his personality and interest in her has been established do the go back to one of their places and she discovers he has a six-pack under his suit. Physique is hot only after the relationship is established, before that it seems like it's offputting, or maybe intimidating to a lot of ladies.

Achilles's heel

Quadra There are eight of them... 'Quad' focus grouped better than 'octo' Peak apple 🙄

This isn't edge-lord funny, its just sad.

@da_667@infosec.exchange @minka @cR0w@infosec.exchange appwiz.cpl -> xp style repair/uninstall control panel applet

I followed: https://www.simplyrecipes.com/hungarian-mushroom-soup-recipe-8725487 Except I had 2% instead of whole milk, so I added a dab more sour cream.

Just made the switch to graphene a couple of months ago, it was remarkably easy. Bought a used pixel so as not to give google the cash. Flashing gos took probably 20 mins from unboxing to booting into gos. I thought I might have issues with banking apps, but all of mine work perfectly. I needed a little help from the forum to get my work profile set up, but that was the only snag I've hit so far. Very recommend 👍

Same energy

Tulsi has more BDE than the entire manosphere put together, and any theory of competence that puts keir starmer higher than maggie thatcher needs to go back to the drawing board 🤷‍♀️

shoehorns neurodivergence into conversion offended by mention of broadly accurate stereotype pretends not to understand in order to make discourse impossible male feminist Dude, you used to be cool, when did you turn into such a shitlib? I thought we could just be a couple of bros having a comfy chat about average sex differences, but you went and got your panties in a bunch. I hope you sleep whatever this is off and wake up based again in the morning. Good night.

This is such a well understood concept its widely memed: "Take a photo of thing." Boy takes a photo of thing Girl takes a photo of how she feels about thing Same phenomenon. Quit being a little baby; theory of mind isn't difficult.

When the actual woman answered you, you called her a liar 🤷‍♀️ can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themself into, I guess.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm not being obtuse or playing gotcha word games; I'm saying I think its worth considering that women's attraction function actually works fundamentally differently from mens'. 🤷‍♀️

The image on the left looked like a folder-hanger for a second as I scrolled, and now I want all of my file cabinate drawers to look like that 🤩

There's a logical fallacy that used to be called "the bad toupee fallacy". It's a kind of bias where you believe the examples you see make up the whole set. Someone may say "toupees are so bad, I can always tell when someone is wearing one." The fallacy is that you only see the bad toupees, the good ones you never notice. In the 90s professors noticed that students didn't have much experience with spotting toupees (I don't know if toupees fell out of fashion, or if toupee technology has advanced). They now call the fallacy "the bad boob job fallacy".

How will you find another search engine without googling for one tho? Checkmate.

Worst / Best How did you not make the axis go from Super to Bad??

Awesome!

"Milquetoast fence-sitter" was the joke about him until iirc, blm started lighting cities on fire. Before that I think he was a cautious bernie supporter with some outlier positions. Been a while though, may not be recalling accurately.

Commie-mommy strikes again

Nah, only fussed with intune portal a bit before I tried shelter with a work version of the aurora store. That worked, and was compatible with my company policies, so I just ran with that and didn't troubleshoot intune further.

Try making gnome good before e-begging? 🤔 https://woltman.com/gnome-bad/

Embrace, extend, enshitify

Fake day invented by big taco

ABP = Always Be Pirating

Never more relevant: No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain. —The Great Scott Horton

I think he's saying "humankind needs to get their values aligned with paying us for AI"

Sweet window case!

Slippery slope

This ie not terrible. Despite the ewoks, rotj deserves a ranking above the fold imho.

@GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social It is literally impossible to please these people. You have been clear, they are pretending not to understand in order to make honest discourse impossible. There is no further value to be derived from repeating your very sensible position to them over and over. They are only harassing you for clout, if you ignore them they will get bored and go away.

permanent DST 💀💀💀

@futurebird@sauropods.win @jredlund@social.linux.pizza A really interesting book about that world's fair, and also a less interesting book about the life amd times of a serial killer mashed together: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/397483.The_Devil_in_the_White_City?ac=1&from_search=true&qid=l6NJC05J4u&rank=1

It was hand written by meta and they've spend billions pushing out to individual states, and you think this is their end-game? That's pure naïveté.

Wtf, I love forklifts now!

@harblinger@wizard.casa oh no, I'm literary just shitposting, and you used some of your remaining phone battery to look up the manual. Sorry friend, no harm intended. 🫣

@mushroom_soup@poa.st Hungarian Mushroom Soup

Oh, and Tulsi's about to be single again, so get ready to shoot your hag-dom shot.

Right, screenshots​ also don't come with alt-text. So either because reposts just aren't enabled by the user to begin with, or to avoid writing a whole post only to have the context retracted out from under you later, they're forcing continuance of non-accessability by default. Absolutely brilliant move 👏

Here's your sign:

Alright, you don't have to yell, I'll check it out.

@wafflesies@infosec.exchange Oh, I thought it was going to be the other kind of red hat meme 🫠

You will never find the websites with the unapproved opinions again, pleb.

@adriano@lile.cl @futurebird@sauropods.win @jredlund@social.linux.pizza probably don jr, if I had to guess.

Somome really hates office parties.

@harblinger@wizard.casa m8, you're on your last bar, good thing it decided to shut down everything when it did. Ups did you a solid there 👍

Thanks!

There's only one way to test your max tho, what'cha gonna do?

'Eurovision' is of course a portmanteau of "Euro" short for "Europe" and "vision" short for "sound". John Oliver's only funny joke.