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mastodon 4.7.2Reluctant morning person, cat liker and the worst follower-backer in all of Fedi. Geriatric Millennial, Teacher, Eurasian-Australian. Whadjuk Noongar boodja/ Perth, Australia.
Profile pic: Screenshot of me from the MyGovID Australia app.
Header: The four pillars at Isurava on the Kokoda Track, taken some years ago on my trek.
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Joined November 07, 2022
Practising:
Shotokan Karate 🥋
Eating:
All the food (but should be low FODMAP)
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Using:
Framework Laptop 13 from BEFORE.
You're The Voice is 40. What an Australian anthem it is
#YoureTheVoice #TheVoice #JohnFarnham #Farnsy #AustralianMusic
Go the Lions because I fancy Freo's chances much better against Brisbane than Hawthorn #AFL
Had no idea too much cow's milk could cause iron deficiency in toddlers. I wasn't told anything in the early 2010s as a toddler mum, just that they could have cow's milk from age 1.
Wonder if it doesn't get picked up til later in many cases, apropos of this school conversation the other day:
Student #1 (to me): Miss, all us brown girls, we all have low iron. It's a thing.
(To random Sri Lankan Aussie female friend walking past) Do you have low iron?
Student #2 (laughing) Yes!
Next time I'll ask if they drink a lot of cow's milk!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-09/cows-milk-iron-deficiency-toddler-health-nutrition/106953518
#milk #CowsMilk #IronDeficiency #Anaemia #Toddlers
Just perfect by The Shovel after today's events
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/14/one-nation-voter-and-socceroos-fan-mental-breakdown/
#TheShovel #Satire #auspol #Socceroos #PaulineHanson #PHON
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@vagina_museum@masto.ai Boosted this because I haven't even thought of doing pelvic floor exercises for years #PelvicFloor #Kegel
Well this satirical article from The Shovel became sort of fact like...
#TheShovel #Satire #AustralianSatire #NewsParody #USPol #Trump
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@arcadiagt5@mstdn.social @teadrinker@aus.social I take full responsibility for this weather. Brought it down with me from Perth; it rained the entire drive down last night
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@maudenificent Especially if you shout at the trees and blame them for your own failings!
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@maudenificent He's going to tell us off tonight apparently. Ha ha ha
Edit: 7pm AEDT
Federal politics live: Albanese to address the nation on government response to Middle East war
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-01/federal-politics-live-blog-fuel-iran-albanese-labor-taylor/106518176
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@mlazz Yep, they could do this every 3-5 years rather than having them in the main countdown
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@mlazz Was just about to say this or create a poll on it. There should be limits on Like a Version entries; if it goes mainstream, eg on the charts or takes off on socials fair enough, but otherwise I agree. #hottest100 #TripleJHottest100