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@Kels_316@aus.social I'd refuse to get rescued by someone wearing that. I'll take my chances with Poseidon.
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The kids were playing Xbox so hard they didn't even notice me walk through the lounge room with a bowl of ice cream.
If Iran were to take out Perth or Adelaide it would be a small price to pay
Exactly how many 70c cream puffs do you need to sell to rack up a $1m tax debt?
Too good a day. Calling it early 🔔
Off to the beach 🌊
Mr 17 has been in a leg brace for a few weeks from a knee injury. Had an ortho appointment yesterday and upon opening the leg brace, out falls the TV remote.
"Oh I was wondering where that was"
Another tshirt ruined because I only consider putting on an apron ~after~ the sizzling meat spits oil all over me.
I've bubbler pilled my children. They're publicly mocking adults carrying around those giant Stanley cups. I've never been prouder
Nil by mouth since 6pm last night and I'm still hanging out on a chair, slowly starving to death, waiting for a surgery slot to open up.
The hospital issue sandwich was only marginally worse than the $17 sandwich from the hospital food court I just ate but without the feeling of being fleeced.
Bloke across the aisle has sweet Bose noise cancelling over ear headphones on but is watching a Netflix comedy special through his phone speaker.
Bloke next to me just said if he doesn't get a surgery slot soon he's going to get a scalpel and make them give him surgery. (They've now suggested he may be more comfortable waiting at home and he's packing his bags)
People are the worst. Sick people are worsterer.
News report: Hantavirus... Ebola... Diphtheria.
It's getting all revelations up in this joint.
Cool now do my 17yo and his bedroom
replying to greek racists banging on about nolans odyssey being white erasure with "greeks are poc"
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@jpm i can't wait for it to get dark early this evening. Kids are gonna be put to bed so fucken early
On those antibiotics that make your piss smell rancid. Can't the pointy heads do anything about that?
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@Kels_316@aus.social I've heard a few say it about Muslim women, specifically... "but not racist" because it's about protecting themselves from litigation or some bullshit.